Nowhere Newsman quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Newsman

She's fearless. She's amazing. She's Mega Muriel the Magnificent!

Muriel

Oh, my. This looks very old. Eustace.

Huh?

Muriel

Come look what Courage found. What do you suppose it could be?

Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...garbage!

Muriel

Eustace!

Garbage! From King Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty. Stupid dog. Always bringing garbage into the house.

Newsman

But the big story today… million-dollar slab stolen from the Tomb of King Ramses.

Huh? I'm rich!

Muriel

But the man said it was stolen, Eustace. We must return it to its rightful place.

He said a million-dollar slab, and that means I get a million dollars. And you know what a million dollars means. That's right! New lawn chairs!

Newsman

This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System. We interrupt this program with an emergency tornado watch. This is an emergency. Watch for a tornado.

Muriel

Oh, my! A tornado! We better get to the cellar! [finds herself stuck to her chair; grunting] Oh, my! I'm stuck! Courage, I thought you used the quick-drying paint on the chair.

Courage

[reading the can] "Quick-drying Glue?!" Oh, no!

Newsman

We interrupt this program to bring you...Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

GAH!

Newsman

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It's up to Courage to save his new home!

Stupid dog! You made me look bad! [angrily puts on mask] OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Courage

AHHHHHHHHH!!!