Katz quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Katz

My loves, dinner has arrived. Oh, and by the way, your web is such a mess. Clean it up, will you?

Katz

Leaving so soon?

Katz

I wish you hadn't done that.

Katz

There is no place to run and no place to hide.

Katz

A little sport before dying, dear boy?

Katz

Second place. Second place. I'm quite tired of second place. Second place is no place as far as I'm concerned. This year, I will win the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. First prize will be mine.

[parks his truck with Muriel and Courage in tow] This looks like a crummy place to end a crummy vacation. [Thunder and lightning makes Courage scream and clings to Eustace. The family enters the lobby. The latter taps a service bell on the front desk thrice]

Katz

Welcome to the Katz Motel. I'm Katz. Would you please sign in? No dogs allowed.

Courage

But... but... [whines as Eustace brings him outside]

Muriel

Oh my...

[Ties Courage's leash to a pole] KABOOM!!! [laughs, Muriel wacks him in the head with her purse] What did I do? Stupid dog.

Muriel

Oh, Courage, don't worry, it's only for a short time. [kisses Courage before walking away] Goodnight, Courage.

Courage

Maybe a goodnight for you. You'll be in a warm bed.

[scratches his back] Can't wait to sleep in my own bed. Muriel. You hear me? (removes a part of the blanket to sit on the bed) Eh, what do you know? (lays on the bed and covers himself while mumbling quietly) ....bed... Ah. (starts snoring)

Muriel

[getting dressed; sarcastic] What a fine way to end a vacation.

Katz

[reads a book while Courage struggles to win] Hmm, how lovely.

Muriel

[searches for Eustace in the bedroom] Now where's that man gone to?

Katz

[walks over to Courage, looking down as he cracks his own head twice] Now you're going to learn why nobody ever checks out of the Katz Motel. [wraps his hand around Courage's throat and starts to laugh evilly as he pulls out a spider. Courage howls with fear and Katz is knocked out with a racket by Muriel as he drops the spider, which scurries away]

Muriel

Come on, Courage. We're leaving. The service here stinks. [The scene cuts to Muriel driving the family home, as Eustace is still sleeping while wrapped up in webs] That's a fancy blanket grandpa has on. Maybe we should get you one. [Courage screams]

Katz

Hey! That's my washing machine!

Hey! That's my chair!

Katz

So good of you to come. I hope you found my jam tasty. [chuckles evilly]

Muriel

What do you want with us?

Katz

You see, dear lady and dog, it's been my misfortune to place second year after year in the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. Sad, isn't it?

Muriel

If it's the secret ingredient in my caramel-coated apples you're wanting, you're out of luck.