Dr. Vindaloo quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Dr. Vindaloo

I was confused by my submarine.

Dr. Vindaloo

I am no longer a head of lettuce!

Dr. Vindaloo

Hmm, there's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Nothing at all. The swelling is going to go down. To go down. Just keep soaking it. There's nothing to worry about. Just keep soaking it.

Muriel

[Courage stammers] Now, now, I don't want to be any trouble.

Then you shouldn't have gotten bit. Come on, you stupid dog.

Muriel

Thank you, doctor.

Dr. Vindaloo

Just keep soaking it.

Muriel, you're missing your favorite show! Muriel! [grumbles; to Courage] Go find her.

Courage

Ahhhhh!

Muriel

[turns around] Shh, I'm watching my favorite show.

Dr. Vindaloo

[takes out a tongue depressor stick] Now, I want you to open your mouth and say, "Ahh." [Muriel opens her mouth really wide with sharped teeth, bites him, and rapidly shakes him]

Dr. Vindaloo

Tsk, tsk, tsk. This is the worst case of boli-boli I have ever seen.

What?

Courage

No!

Dr. Vindaloo

Aha! Nothing to worry about. But, there's nothing I can do. [leaves the house]

This is all your fault, dog. You and that rotten tree. Now I gotta order take-out for breakfast. [picks Courage up and boots him out the front door] Stupid dog!