Goose God quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog

[hiding in a barrel, holding flowers and a box of candy] Flowers. Candy. They pale in the wake of her beauty. [throws them out of the barrel]

[saddened] Empty. My heart is empty, and my clouds are full. [summons a lightning bolt and throws it at the windmill below, destroying it] A goose, a gander, a godly goosey gander, without love, is nothing but a fowl. [sadly sits in his throne chair] Without love, all of this is but puff and fluff and stuff. [honks in grief]

Muriel

The coming rain should do these flowers good.

[presses the horn on the truck's steering wheel while doing some repairs; annoyed] Darn horn.

Muriel

[calling out] Eustace? It'll be raining any minute now. You should come inside.

[devoted] Oh, pure and formless beauty. Oh, light, oh, sky, oh, baby's breath. You have grown solid. You have grown real. You have grown fat. You have grown real fat, and your name is…

Muriel? Muriel!

Muriel. If letters be in order, let them be in such order as to spell...Muriel.

Muriel! Where's my pliers?

I am filled, full, and dizzy. I am… a stuffed goose. [sighs] If I gaze at her longer, I shall be consumed. Has ever a Goose God gazed upon such unfeathered beauty, immortal flesh? Does a Goose God pursue a mortal woman? Does one who calls the clouds home love one who must floss? Does a Goose God love a Muriel? Eh, I'll give it a shot.

Muriel

Now, Courage, it's not polite to point.

Mortal woman, I am here to pronounce eternal love for you.

Muriel

And you pronounced it perfectly.

You do not understand. I present to you an expression of my love. This gift. [magically summons an endless field of flowers and Courage growls]

Muriel

Ah, that's sweet, but I'm spoken for.

Courage

Mm-hmm.

Muriel

But thank you. I've never had an endless field of flowers before. It's very flattering.

Who was that?

Muriel

It was an admirer who offered me a field of flowers and his eternal love.

Oh. You seen my screwdriver?

Courage

That goose better not try to take Muriel away. [growls] It's true.

[heading over to Eustace's truck after hearing the sound of its horn] Oh, I have found you! I have found my true love! I have found my Queen!

Courage

[stammering] No. I am not his Queen.

[lays on top of the truck's roof] Oh, speak to me again, my Queen. Make your sounds of love and longing.