[Jeff solves the toilet door problem by using a wedge to keep the door shut]
Area secure, 007.
S3 E6The Girl with One Heart
S3 E7Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
Have you phoned Sally yet?
No.
Well phone her soon, Patrick. Or, no offence, I'll rip your throat out.
Sally, you need someone good enough for you. You don't want some mutton-headed city boy who spends all his time thinking about his cars and his golf clubs. You want somebody who can love you the way you deserve to be loved, the way I want you to be loved. Sally, you need someone who will love you forever, properly. You're my friend, Sally. I want to see you with the best. You need Mr. Amazing, Mr. Incredibly-Superbly-Fantastic...ness. In your heart, I'm sure you know I'm right.
I don't want Mr. Superbly-Incredibly-Fantasticness, you stupid, stupid arse. I want you.
For God's sakes, Sally.
What? What?!
I was talking about me!
I'm sor— You're Mr. Superbly, Incredibly Whatever?
[Gesturing to self] Well, yes!
[Nervously] How???...Who???...What???...Hippo!!
[After announcing her pregnancy] Time's up, Steve. I think it's time for someone else to be a child.
[In a flashback of Susan's. She walks up to a nurse]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm looking for Steve Taylor.
[The nurse giggles.]
Steve Taylor. Is he here?
NNurse
Um, cubicle eight. [continues giggling]
Is there a problem?
NNurse
No. [walks away, still giggling]
[Susan walks up to the cubicle and knocks the door]
Steve?
[Steve opens the door.]
Hello darling!
Hello!
Something wrong?
You've been in there for an hour and a half!
About that, yeah?
About that.
How did you know that?
Steve, they phoned me!
Oh!
So, how's it going?
Well, you know, early days.
Early days.
Well how quickly do you think I can do this?
Well no offence, darling, but really quite quickly!
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