Do you know how long it's been since I've had sex?
Two years.
[A little affronted] Seven months.
“Bed Time” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Steve Taylor (1), Patrick Maitland (1), Sally Harper (1), Susan Walker (1), Oliver Morris (1)
Bed thieves are operating in your area. Secure all doors and windows and make a large pile of raggy dolls in the centre of your duvet.
[Singing] I'm Susan, the happy trotting elf! I trot and trot and bounce and bounce! I smile a lot and that's what counts! I'm Suuuusan! The happy, trotting, smile-a-lotting elf! I'm polite, so just for clarity, when I'm cross I say "apparent-LY!" I'm Suuuusan, the happy, trotting, smile-a-lotting--! [Falls off couch]
[Folds arms]
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