OliverCraziness!
S4 E1 Nine and a Half Minutes
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Played by Richard Mylan
Coupling · 83 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Coupling: in 5 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Patrick Maitland (2)
Lines by Oliver Morris 1
OliverScenes with Oliver Morris 4
[Oliver approaches Susan who is holding a breast pump]
OliverIs that yours?
Yes.
OliverIs it specially adapted for really tiny puppies?
Piss off.
S4 E1 Nine and a Half Minutes
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OliverDo you know how long it's been since I've had sex?
Two years.
Oliver[A little affronted] Seven months.
S4 E3 Bed Time
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[Steve, Patrick, and Oliver are at an ante-natal class]
Right, the question of pain relief.
Yes
OliverAbsolutely.
Sorted.
OliverSo how are we supposed to pad this out?
[Looks over at Susan] I suppose we could discuss the different methods.
Drugs.
OliverYeah, drugs.
Sorted.
S4 E4 Circus of the Epidurals
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Actually I prefer videos.
OliverWhat?
I prefer porn in video form, it's more realistic. Do you have any of those?
S4 E5 The Naked Living Room
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