Look, when I said have a baby... I didn't mean, I just meant... socially!
Babies can't come round to tea, Sally. They're rubbish.
Doesn't this all seem a little early?
Of course it's early, it's far too early! I don't want a baby yet! You gotta get a cat first, see if you're maternal.
You've already got a cat.
Well, I'll shave it! See if I still like it!
You went out and pulled a pregnant woman. What were you thinking?
Oh, you know, "there's a nice, compact pregnancy, let's take it out for a spin."
She had a baby inside her, you insane filth!
Jane, could you stop doing this? Could you stop just wandering through my front door? Because this is not, repeat not, an American sitcom!
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