Sally, Patrick and others in “Nightlines”

Look, when I said have a baby... I didn't mean, I just meant... socially!

Socially?

To tea.

Babies can't come round to tea, Sally. They're rubbish.

Don't say that!

Hormones!

Bollocks!

Doesn't this all seem a little early?

Of course it's early, it's far too early! I don't want a baby yet! You gotta get a cat first, see if you're maternal.

You've already got a cat.

Well, I'll shave it! See if I still like it!