You know what's great about skirts? When a woman's wearing a skirt, you know, you know that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp.
“Dressed” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Jeff Murdock (2), Steve Taylor (1), Patrick Maitland (1), Jane Christie (1)
[On inventing a fake marriage] What choice did I have? I'm thirty-three, single, with neat hair. Even I think I'm gay!
[As Steve is on the phone] What's wrong?
It's Jane. She's stuck naked in someone else's flat!
Naked?
Completely! She's only got her coat!
Can I speak to her? [He takes the phone] Hi Jane, it's Jeff.
[Bewildered] Hi, Jeff...
[Grins, pauses, then hands the phone back to Steve] Thanks. [He walks off]
Jeff?
Um, he's just gone to the loo... might be some time.
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