It's a scientific fact that if you say "naked" three or more times, to any man, he has to cross his legs.
“Naked” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Steve Taylor (2), Jeff Murdock (2), Sally Harper (1)
You think that if you kiss a woman, your mother will emasculate you with a miniature guillotine?
I know. Mothers, eh? Did you ever find your mother would always appear at your bedroom door at the worst possible time and say 'Oh Jeffery'?
Well... not being called Jeffery.
'Oh Jeffery', always so disappointed.
I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.
I'm sure you always... lend a hand.
Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Ohh, no! Daylight!"
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