Lesbians don't eat people, Susan!
“Gotcha” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Steve Taylor (1), Jeff Murdock (1), Sally Harper (1)
Did you know that your nose keeps growing all your life? If I don't get married soon, they're going to have to cut a hole in the veil!
Steve, you know what the sentence of death is, don't you? I don't mean the sentence like in executions and stuff, I mean the scary one... Just five words, Steve. Five little words. "Where. Is. This. Relationship. Going?"
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