That crazy old bird next door has trolls!
What do you mean, trolls?
There's trolls on her lawn, first it was that stupid flamingo and then the frog with the butterfly in its mouth!
Oh, the lawn ornaments! I thought you meant she was possessed or something.
They're all over the place! Swans and donkeys and castles and gnomes, and now trolls! It's like a stupid circus!
Gnomes and trolls, that'd be a good circus.
Why can't we have normal neighbours?
Cuz you always frighten them away.
I'm gonna have to do something about this.
Promise me it'll be something stupid.
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