Here.
What's this?
The shelf you asked for, for your recipe books. It took me a while.
When did I ask for a shelf? Wait. I asked for this when Brent was a kid.
Like I say, it took a while.
What are you building next, that change table for the nursery?
I'm gettin' to it.
Why do you clutter up the house with junk?
It's a hobby.
Get a new hobby.
Fine. I'll go for a walk somewhere I'm appreciated.
That'll be a long walk.
[Karen has lost her footbag.]
I'm looking for my footbag.
It's called a sock, Einstein!
Who leaves a pair of pants by the side of the road?
That is weird. Picking up a stranger's pants and carrying 'em around all day, that's perfectly normal.
Can't just leave 'em there, that's pants, be a waste. Waste of pants.
Nobody likes pant waste.
Yeez I hope it's not genetic.
Are you kidding? You're getting more like him every day.
Oh don't be a jackass!
Seriously, you guys, a joke's a joke, but I want my hacky-sack back.
We don't know where it is.
Okay... I guess uhh...I'll go look for it in...the Ruby! Am I getting warmer?
You're getting weirder.
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