[dramatic music plays as he reads Jeff's course schedule, then gives an evil smile] Agnes, cancel my appointments.
AAgnes
What appointments?
[beat] Wishful thinking.
“Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Dean Pelton (3), Professor Professorson (3), Jeff (2), Abed (1), Troy (1), Britta (1), Annie (1)
I have always dreamt of playing charades with you, Jeffrey, just not like this! And not on dry land!
And so on, and so on, ex-chetterah!
...Did you just mispronounce et cetera?
My latin class was fake, Jeff.
This, Annie, is night school. Every student, every teacher, every class: Figments! Like puffs of hot air from the lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorn's dream.
And scene!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
The perfect Jeff Winger blow-off class: a class that doesn't exist.
Jeff, you made up a professor, and he just appeared out of thin air. You're not the least bit curious how that happened?
My latest theory? Maybe I'm a god. I've denied the signs for too long.
Wanna build a cardboard submarine?
TTroy
Get out of my brain.
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