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S2 E9

Community · Season 2, Episode 9

Annie and Jeff in “Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design”

Jeff, you made up a professor, and he just appeared out of thin air. You're not the least bit curious how that happened?

My latest theory? Maybe I'm a god. I've denied the signs for too long.

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