What are you doing in my house, Numbuh 1? And what are you doing out of bed, Shaunie?
SShaunie
I was just getting a drink of water dad.
NUNigel Uno
Mr. Boss, I should've known that a villain like you would do such a thing like that to a kids hair. But to your own son?
What it looks great a real work of art if you ask me.
Cut that out we're taking Shaunie away and putting him into the Kids Next Door haircut protection program so that you'll never do to him what you did to Paddy.
Oh no, you don't. Shaunie go to your room.
N2Numbuh 2
Rainbow Monkeys. Some say they're filled with love. Others say that every one is made with a great big rainbow. But I say they're nothing but trouble. For instance, I was once at a dinner party where a little girl decided that if she couldn't have her sister's Posh Party Rainbow Monkey, then no one would. And when a certain detective caught her doing the deed, she paid the price. Grounded for life with no hope for TV. Everyone thought that was the end of the story, but not me. Some kids just don't know when they'll leave things buried, some kids want revenge.
N2Numbuh 2
Why'd you do it, Mushi? Why did you bring Posh Party Rainbow Monkey back to spank me?!
Revenge! But I guess you can't trust a Rainbow Monkey to do a kindergartener's JOB!
N2Numbuh 2
Jeez, Mushi! I'm not going to fight you. You're like five-year...[Mushi tackles him] Well, maybe I'll fight you just this once. But don't tell anyone.
HI-YAH! THOUSAND COLOR SHOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! [spins as she blasts a lot of crayons to attack Numbuh 2]
N2Numbuh 2
Yikes! [Numbuh 2 runs in the closet to hide from Mushi's crayons. voiceover] It looked like I was trapped. Trapped like a boy forced to go dress-shopping with his mom, until...
That Rainbow Monkey. I can feel my Spankulocity coursing through it! [he bites the Rainbow Monkey] Yes! [laughs maniacally as he regains his powers]
Come on out, Hoagie! You can't hide from my eleventy-billion color shower of doom!
[emerging from the closet] Those who feel the power of Spankiness and combine it with fluffy stuffed animals, shall feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT!!! [Mushi screaming]
[Count Spankulot spanks Mushi multiple times as he laughs maniacally. Mushi cries with her hands on her butt after being spanked]
And now, Hoagie Gilligan, it is time for... DESSERT!
Abigail, I, I, never got ein chance to zank you for saving me.
N5Numbuh 5
Oh that's cool, Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala?
Not even close!, Not even if you saved mein life two zousand times! I-
N5Numbuh 5
Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back.
Uh, Back vhere, Fery funny, Abigail Lincoln!, I'll get out!, Und I'll finally haff mein revenge on you, Abigail!
[talking to KND Operatives via computers]
N3Numbuh 362
What? Okay. We're on it. Goodbye! [to another computer] Look, I don't care which level you’re on, Jonnee. Put that video game down right now, and find out what Knightbrace is doing at the kipsie! [to another computer] Sector V, D, Q, I told you I want that broccoli bar shut down ASA now! Moonbase out! [bumps on Numbuh 65.3]
N6Numbuh 65.3
Sir, I need these official orders signed 73.0 seconds ago, sir!
N3Numbuh 362
I'm sorry, Numbuh 65.3... [gets hit by a frisbee] Aw!
KOKND Operative 1
Hey, a little help, Numbuh 362?
N3Numbuh 362
[picks the frisbee and throws it back] Would you guys mind playing Whizbee on the Whizbee deck and not on my bridge?
KOKND Operative 1
Uhh, yes sir ma'am! [to another operative] Hey dude, go on this time!
N6Numbuh 65.3
Sir, what about those papers that need authorization?
N9Numbuh 96
Numbuh 362! Sector B is under attack by angry history teachers!
KOKND Operative 2
Sir, the cotton candy machine is filled with ants!
[random operatives came and kept babbling to Numbuh 362]
N3Numbuh 362
[tensed] Uh, Uh-huh... okay... I'll get on that... yeah, I'll try... [gets hit again with a frisbee] AW!
KOKND Operative 1
A little help, Numbuh 362!
N3Numbuh 362
[flared up] Ooh that's it! I want every Kids Next Door Operative at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center for a quick-topelate portanic super secret meeting at 0500!
N2Numbuh 2
Oh, boy! If Numbuh 362 called for a meeting here, it's gotta be something really cool!
[enthusiastically] Maybe she's going to commend us in front of everyone for our defeat of the mid-west moment of homemade coastal beast!
N4Numbuh 4
Well, whatever this is about, it better be quick... I got to pee so bad, I...
N8Numbuh 86
KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTENTION!
N3Numbuh 362
At ease, everyone. I've got something super-double important to tell you all. It's something that I hate to do, but simply can't wait any longer. I'd like to say...
N4Numbuh 4
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Numbuh 362!
N3Numbuh 362
Yes, Numbuh 4?
N4Numbuh 4
Can I go to the bathroom? Please?!
N3Numbuh 362
Can't it wait? I'm kind of in the middle of something important here...
N4Numbuh 4
But really...really... REALLY...!
N3Numbuh 362
[angry] Okay! Just go already!
N4Numbuh 4
Yes! [left for the bathroom]
N3Numbuh 362
What I was trying to say is that running this organization is all-consuming job. One that requires strength, patience, and your willingness to share your candy with everyone. At this point, I feel I have exhausted those very things. So it is this time, my fellow Kids Next Door, that I must say... [to Numbuh 86] TAG! You're it!
N8Numbuh 86
HAAAAH?! [everyone gets shocked and emptied the stadium] I'm it?! What'll I do, what'll I do?!
So... Why don't you want to be it now, Rachel? Isn't it fun anymore?
N3Numbuh 362
Fun? Everyone knows there's nothing fun about being Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door! That's why we have that stupid game of tag to decide who does it.
But you wanted the job back when Chad left, and you've been the best one yet! I mean, other your leadership, there's been a 60% reduction of the world's broccoli supply!
N3Numbuh 362
Please. It's operatives like you do the real work. I'm just stuck on the moon base doing paperwork, I don't get to go on missions anymore, I have to feed eleventy hundred kids with short attention spans organized... I just don't want to do it anymore, Nigel... So I called in a game of tag. Whoever's it at noon, leading the Kids Next Door will be their problem.
