There is a story, some kids tell, of when the world was ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, a book and a tree.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Some kids say Numbuh 0's victory that day was the dawn of the Seventh Age of the Kids Next Door. Others say this story is only make-believe. There never was a Numbuh 0, and there is no book of KND. But I believe the book exists, and I know what I will write in those pages if I ever find it. [Puts on his sunglasses] Five words only: I am Kids Next Door.
[Numbuh 1 is huddled next to the stairs.]
Numbuh 1 Some hero I am. I've ruined everything. [Takes off his sunglasses] I don't deserve to wear these glasses! [Throws his sunglasses at a trash can, knocking it down and revealing the Recommissioning Module, with Numbuh 1's booger inside] Huh?
N1Numbuh 101
The recommissioning module. Its power source is Numbuh 0's booger. You have his DNA. You can track down the greatest hero the Kids Next Door have ever known and recommission him. You can save the world!
[Numbuh 1 looks up at the stage to see Numbuh 101 speaking into a can.]
What are you doing, Matt?
N1Numbuh 101
Um, well, I never got your autograph in red.
[Jumps up onto the stage] Jeez! You are such a fan boy. [Snatches the autograph book from Numbuh 101, writes down something on it, and gives it back to him] There! Now, if you don't mind, I have an appointment with a hero. [Puts his sunglasses back on]
N1Numbuh 101
[Gives Numbuh 1 the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker] Don't forget the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker!
Uh- [Takes the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker from Numbuh 101] -right, then. [Activates his J.E.T.A.B.O.O.T.S.] Wish me luck! [Flies off through the hole in the ceiling with the Recommissioning Module and the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker]
N1Numbuh 101
[Wipes a tear from his eye while watching Numbuh 1 fly off through the hole in the ceiling] Wow. [Looks at his autograph book] Finally, I've got Numbuh 1's autograph in- [Discovers what Numbuh 1 wrote on his autograph book] Hey! You're not George Washington! Oh! I hate when you guys do stuff like that. [Walks away] It ruins the whole autograph book. I mean, seriously.
N8Numbuh 86
Hurry up with that device, will ya!?
N2Numbuh 2
Look, this wouldn't be easy for me even if I had the right tools.
N8Numbuh 86
Typical boy. Always an excuse for everything!
N2Numbuh 2
You're no picnic yourself, Numbuh 86. You really need to lighten up. Try yoga or something.
BBenedict
You. Big.
JERK! Now you've made me angry! VERY! VERY!! VERY---!!!
PPappy
Is this the cafeteria? It's mushy bean night, you know.
Oh, hello, pappy. I didn't know you were coming for a visit. I wish I would've had a chance to tidy up.
[Picks up the Recommissioning Module] Okay, Numbuh 0. Let's recommission you again. [The Recommissioning Module falls apart] No! Not now! You can't break now!
[A holographic video appears.]
N0Numbuh 0
Hello, son.
Dad?
N0Numbuh 0
If you're watching this, then we've won. Congratulations. You're probably wondering why the Recommissioning Module is broken. Well, I broke it. I had a hunch you might want to use it to get Numbuh 0 back. Well- look, I would love to have tons more adventures with the super cool Numbuh 1 and his team, but I'm- just not a kid anymore. I'm an adult, and I need to complete the most important mission of my life, being a good father to my son. So you're the keeper of the book now, Nigel. That's right. Keep a stiff upper lip, and make sure everyone gets to write their own crackerjack story. [Salutes Numbuh 1]
[As the message ends, Numbuh 1 salutes. He sobs when Monty comes up behind him.]
I say, what's going on around here, old bean? You kids building one of your two-four techno-bob thingies?
No, Dad. [Hugs Monty. Monty hugs him back] I was just playing with an old friend.
N2Numbuh 2
[annoyed after Numbuh 4 hurt his baby brother, Joey's feelings] Ugh. Nice brotherly love there, Mr. Sensitive.
N4Numbuh 4
We don't have time for stupid babies getting in our way! We've got to get the rest of the Kids Next Door out and stop those other two robots from making everything so safe! It's no fun anymore!
N1Numbuh 122
Fight?! Over a Rainbow Monkey book?! What do you think we are? Americans?
[Numbuh 1 is talking in British slang, apparently telling a funny joke as everyone laughs]
UMr Uno
That's a good one, son!
And I have no idea what I just said.
You want to get your hand off me?!
N5Numbuh 513
You want to make me?!
I don't make trash. I just burn it!
N5Numbuh 513
And I don't eat me chips in a lorry when the vicar's pushing the pram across the square!
And I don't- what on earth's a lorry?!
N4Numbuh 4
Well, it's 2000 hours! So where's Mr. You-Better-Not-Be-Late-Or-Else?
N3Numbuh 3
Maybe his watch broke.
N2Numbuh 2
Unpossible. Numbuh 1 always wears two back-up watches.
N5Numbuh 5
Don't worry, he'll show. [smacks Numbuh 4's hand as he plays with his watch] Stop playing with your watch, Numbuh 4! It won't make Numbuh 1 get here any sooner.
N2Numbuh 2
Well, we can't wait any longer, otherwise, we'll miss our opportunity. The villains don't get together in one spot very often.
N5Numbuh 5
Yeah. Numbuh 1 will catch up when he gets here.
N4Numbuh 4
If he ever does get here.
N4Numbuh 4
So what are all these cruddy villains getting together for, anyways?
N2Numbuh 2
Pipe down, it's starting!
Hey, you, stop right there! So you thought you could sneak pass me, eh? Well, I want your stupid catering vehicle out of my parking spot, pronto. Oh, is that key lime pie?
N4Numbuh 4
Are you kidding? That plan will never work. [back at the treehouse] I can't believe that plan worked!
N5Numbuh 5
And no thanks to Numbuh 1.
N2Numbuh 2
Yeah. Maybe he's our weak link.
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