Yeah, what Eizzil said.
[Whispering] Lizzie.
I mean, Lizzie... Thanks, Eizzil, that was a close one.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
N4Numbuh 4
[looked at Negative Numbuh 3's eyes and knew who she was.] Wait a minute. YOU'RE not Kuki! You're some kind of NEGA-VERSION of Numbuh 3!
NNNegative Numbuh 3
I thought you said he was the stupid one.
They can tell who you are in this world by looking at your eyes.
N4Numbuh 4
It's CALLED being a friend!
N4Numbuh 4
Let me get this straight. You want me to betray my buddies so I could work for YOU? [punches Negative Numbuh Three] You MUST be from another world!
[cowering] You can't talk that to Negative Numbuh 3 like that! [Holding his gun and trying to shoot or bluff him] I mean it!
N4Numbuh 4
[Grabbing his hand with the gun he's holding] Well, what are you waiting for, princess?! [The screen straightens and narrows to his eyes] Let's dance. [Outside the treehouse, the scene shakes as he beats up the negative counterparts with all them screaming in pain]
[Numbuh 1 answers Negative Numbuh 86 about joining Negative Numbuh 4]
None of us will join by someone who rules by fear.
NNNegative Numbuh 86
[In grief] If Negative Numbuh 4 rules the other world, he'll be unstoppable.
N1Numbuh 1
All the more reason to stop him now.
NNNegative Numbuh 4
[Impatiently waiting on the diving board] What's taking them so long? Those idiots are looking at a one-way ticket to the broccoli mines if they don't set up this portal before adult swim!
[Numbuh 5 finds her parents, and Cree, all petrified in chocolate and the dining room covered in chocolate]
N5Numbuh 5
Everything's so… chocolate-y. How could have-- [gasps in shock when she finds a chocolate-y note on the wall; reading] "I haff returned?!"
N5Numbuh 5
Heinrich, what happened to you?! You've become a monster!
[sarcastically, as if flattered] Oh, you noticed. Well, it's all your fault! [sepia-tone flashback to the events of "Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T."] Because you showed up at the jungle's chocolate volcano and insisted on thwarting mein glorious plan to make chocolate bunnies from real bunnies, I fell into the choco-lava and fused with it. When I finally crawled out, I was forever changed. All the beautiful things became chocolate-y at my touch. It was like ein dream come true! [laughs maniacally] I actually thanked you for what happened to me! But many weeks later, I was taken over with a more powerful desire than I had ever encountered before—I desperately wanted to have ein cheeseburger! But when I went to take a bite—CHOCOLATE! It was the same with everything—french fries, soda pop, schnakenwurst, mayonnaise! [end of flashback] Everything became chocolate! [sobs] Oh, Abigail, I'm just ein hollow shell of ein boy.
N5Numbuh 5
Heiny.
Abigail, not content vith mere victory, I see?, You haff come here to rubbing mein face, Haffn't you?
N5Numbuh 5
I just thought, I'd bring you a little bit of something, Give me a call when you're less bitter and little more sweet. See around, Mr. Von Marzipan.
Mine, mine, cheeseburger! Oh, bless you, Abigail Lincoln, bless you! Oh sehr gut! Ach Ja, pickles! Ach du liebe! How I hate ze pickles!
[Numbuh 1 is thrown out his locker and onto the floor by Lizzie]
Nigie, what are you doing in your locker? It's lunchtime.
[Stands up and dusts himself] I don't have time for eating, Lizzie. I've got to run, like, eight-thousand more tests on my new-
[Touches Numbuh 1's chest with her index finger] Oh, no, you don't! You promised me we'd eat lunch together today. Besides- [Picks up her lunchbox and holds it up] I spent all morning making us the perfect, romantic lunch.
[Touched] Aw, gee, Lizzie-
[Angrily touches Numbuh 1's chest with her index finger] SO MOVE IT, YOU! [heads off, with Numbuh 1 following behind]
[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie walk through the school.]
But, Lizzie, eating is a waste of my valuable time. There's all sorts of adult tyranny to fight. I need to be alert at all time.
[Stops walking] You work through lunch every day, Nigel. But today, I'm gonna make you sit down and enjoy a love-filled work-free lunch with me… [Screams] IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! [Resumes walking]
[Sticks his pinky in his ear] Sheesh!
CCashier
That'll be $6.95, sir. Oh, say, would you like to join our preferred villains' club today, where you can save up to 15% on every purchase? Preferred villains' club... where crime really does pay.
KKnightbrace
Hmm... I'm intrigued. Can you explain to me the benefits of membership?
KNIGHTBRACE!!! You're gonna share those Rainbow Munchies with me, aren't you?!
KKnightbrace
[laughs] Do you know what this stuff does to your teeth and gums? I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to destroy them! [cackles evilly]
SVSector V
What?!
What?!
What?!
SCStickybeard and Candy Pirates
Huh?!
CCat Lady
What?!
FFizz
Que?!
MMMega Mom & Destructo Dad
What?!
[whining] My back!
What?!
[clears throat] Desperate times call for desperate measures. Truce?
[shakes hands with him] Until breakfast is finished.
Agreed.
[Sector V and the other villains approach Knightbrace and start beating him up, violently]
[During the end credits, Sector V KND and villains enjoy their Rainbow Munchies cereal and Toiletnator lets out a big burp]
Uh... Sorry!
UMrs. Uno
[off-screen] Nigel! Time to get up for school!
[gets out of bed; groaning] Okay, Mom! I'll be down in just a…
N4Numbuh 4
Woah. Who was that guy?
A comrade.
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