N3Numbuh 3
Huh?! Posh Party Rainbow Monkey?! Where did go!? It can't be gone! It can't! [Mushi shrieks] Where is it?! Where is it?!
WHAT DID I SAY?! I AM SICK OF THAT CONSTANT BICKERING!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
BBetty
Oh, don't tell me you're a vegetarian or something. I mean, it's just a turkey. [screams as she opens the lid revealing to be a Rainbow Monkey killed] I'm so fired.
LLydia
Fired, shmired. Where's the turkey? I'm starvin' over here!
How can we talk about food at a time like this?! [Numbuh 3 is still crying and crying]
Numbuh 2 THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Somebody here is guilty of Rainbow Monkey murder, and no one's leaving...[house goes into lockdown]...until I discover who it is.
[Betty is quivering in fear]
N3Numbuh 3
Well, don't look at me! I didn't do it.
N2Numbuh 2
Or DID you? [Numbuh 3 screeches angrily and chuckles nevously] Right. Sorry.
Now. Look here, boy...
N2Numbuh 2
SIT DOWN!
I WAS HUNGRY AND THIRSTY!
LLydia
Can we please get on with this stupid dolly investigation? I'm hungry here!
N2Numbuh 2
Hungry for revenge?!
LLydia
No! Hungry for turkey, you crazy munchkin! So I want some dinner!
N2Numbuh 2
Well, I want some justice. Justice with a nice helping of confession on the side. Any one of you could've done the deed.
[cries] I just wanna see my babies will very nice to each other! Is that so bad?! Is that so wrong?!
GGenki
I bought that doll for my daughters. It's theirs to do with as they please, but did anyone offer ME a turn with it? [voice becomes as high as Kuki's] A hug?! 5 minutes of Rainbow Monkey Fun?! NO! Not ONE LITTLE BITTY, HUGGY, WUGGY - EEEG! Phew! [fixes her hair before resuming and talking in her normal tone] But I didn't do it. I was powdering my nose.
N2Numbuh 2
I know YOU didn't do it. The REAL culprit is...Mushi!
You're kidding, right!?
N2Numbuh 2
I don't kid. Sometimes I say cool jokes and puns and stuff, but never kid.
But why would I do it? Kuki said she was gonna share the doll with me anyway!
N2Numbuh 2
Maybe, but perhaps you couldn't wait. I mean the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey is pretty special. [shows the live-action sequence as the male actor dressed up as Mushi] Special enough to grab from your sister with the lights when out, special enough to hug it ALL by yourself. When you forgot something, the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey comes to care and share-sighing action. And the second you hugged, the Rainbow Monkey tried to let out a big sight. And that's when you realize the only way to save yourself to silence it, for good! And then you hit the poor rainbow monkey, hoping nobody would fight. [sequence ends]
I wouldn't do such a horrible thing. I love Rainbow Monkeys. I love sharing.
N2Numbuh 2
Then perhaps you share your fork with me.
Uh, sure. [chuckles] I'm...Huh? [She notices her fork is missing]
N3Numbuh 3
Oh, Mushi! Why!?!
Because you keep HUGGING IT! And showing off its hug-a-day-ciousness, AND YOU MADE ME NUTS!!!
N3Numbuh 3
Oh, Mushi. I should've shared more.
Shared? You don't get it, do you? I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! [laughing evilly]
N2Numbuh 2
Mr. Sanban, take her away. [presses the button, which releases all doors and windows] I have a feeling Mushi's going to be grounded for a long, long time.
[As Kani carries the kicking and shouting Mushi to the car]
GGenki
Thank you, for our most interesting evening. But I think we'll just go get ourselves some pizza tonight.
N3Numbuh 3
[singing] Some girls are real demure
They’ll ask you out for tea
Some girls are just so friendly
Nice as they could be
Some girls don’t care about chicken
But those girls ain’t me!
N4Numbuh 4
Sweet! Thanks Kuki!
N1Numbuh 13
Hey, Number 2! What does this lever do?
N2Numbuh 2
Don't touch that.
N1Numbuh 13
[points to a button] Can I touch that one?
N2Numbuh 2
No.
N1Numbuh 13
[points to another button] How 'bout this?
N2Numbuh 2
NO!
N1Numbuh 13
[points to another button] This?
N2Numbuh 2
Grrr! [bashes his head on the steering wheel in frustration]
Numbuh 13! Global Command said you had some vital top secret information for us.
N1Numbuh 13
Oh, yeah! Okay, listen up. 'Cause this is big! The adults...
Yes?
N1Numbuh 13
Who we're fighting against...
Yes?
N1Numbuh 13
Are planning right now. As we speak, their very own macaroni and cheese dinner! [Numbuh 1 facepalms and groans in disgust] And they're doing it TONIGHT! [pounds on the buttons] Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!
[Numbuh 13's clumsy button-pushing steers the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. off course and crashlands into the center of Sector V's treehouse. Numbuh 13 and Sector V parachute themselves down]
You know, maybe this macaroni mission would be better for your sector, Numbuh 13.
[Later, Sector V arrives at that Macaroni Museum of Art in their S.C.A.M.P.E.R., but crash landed outside]
N2Numbuh 2
[off-screen, furious] I told you not to touch that!
N1Numbuh 13
[off-screen] Well, sorry! Geez, you guys are touchier than Sector N.
N3Numbuh 3
No one touches the Rainbow Monkey Lisa!
[Numbuh 13 ruined the Monkey Lisa macaroni painting. Numbuh 3 held it sadly.]
N3Numbuh 3
I couldn't save the Monkey Lisa!
N5Numbuh 5
Aww, don't worry. Numbuh Five'll just make another one.
Well, at least the mission wasn't a total failure.
N2Numbuh 2
What are you talking about? It was a disaster.
Notice anyone missing?
[Numbuh 13 was gone. Numbuh 3 looked around and smiled]
Hey, guys! Sorry, we're late. I was checking on some weird negatronic readings in the sector, and, well, Lizzie couldn't decide what to wear.
[Spits out a tooth onto his hand. He gasps in horror, then gets enraged] They'll pay for this! They'll pay!
[Annoyed] Aw- [Slaps Negative Numbuh 1] -stop being a baby!
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