Hop in, Numbuh 3. How's the patient?
N4Numbuh 4
[sickly] I... want to... clean my... room...
N3Numbuh 3
Ooh! Hurry, you guys, the sprout's taking over!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[in getting the Brussels sprout] Two of us will have to go out there and attach cables by hand.
N5Numbuh 5
All right, here's how we'll choose. Eenie, meenie, minie, I ain't going in there.
N5Numbuh 5
[while Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 is getting the Brussels sprout] Be careful out there, guys. Don't fall into that gross stomach juice.
N2Numbuh 2
You don't have to tell me twice.
N5Numbuh 5
[Numbuhs 1 and 2 will be sucked down in a whirlpool; the cable disconnected] The cable! Oh, think fast, Numbuh 5. Think fast! [sets the ship in auto-pilot and attempts to dive towards Numbuh 4's stomach juice] Yeech, nasty! Numbuh 5 can't believe she's doing this!
[Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 get to cross the rope]
N5Numbuh 5
[connecting the cable with each other] More electricity! Hurry! [Numbuh 1 crosses over her] Aw, watch the head!
S-Sorry!
N2Numbuh 2
L-Look out! [crosses over Numbuh 5, causing to her drown her] Sorry...!
N4Numbuh 4
Erm, sorry about that.
BMrs. Beatles
Ah, no worries, dear. Your father was just telling us an amusing story!
BMr. Beatles
You see, I was just telling your mama about how we rode the pins. [Numbuh 4 gets bored and eats] Well, people used to say I was a pickle in the jar of the situation and... why, son, I didn't know you liked liver!
N4Numbuh 4
[realizes, horrified] LIVER?!
VValerie
[to Numbuh 5, after forcing Numbuhs 2 and 4 out of her house] What are you doing in my house? Trying to steal some of my homework, I suppose?
N5Numbuh 5
Yeah, right! If I wanted third-rate homework, I'd just ask Numbuh 4 to do it. Now, where's your real dog... The one you sent to attack me?
VValerie
Abby, Abby, Abby. So you think you're so smart, but you can't even figure out the obvious answer, even when it's staring you in the… [viciously with red eyes and sharp teeth] FACE! [growls and snarls as she starts transforming into a were-poodle as Numbuh 5 watches in horror] My…dog…didn't…eat your…homework! I DID!!! [howls] If there's anything yummier than good homework, it's the girl who did it!
TMrs. Thompson
[to Valerie] How many times have I have to tell you, missy, the truth can never be known!
N2Numbuh 2
Hey, We're the Kids Next Door, of course we'll get your bunny back, right after we'll get some lunch.
N5Numbuh 5
We'll help now! But first you going to help us who did this?
JJessica
Mr. Heinrich, Mr. Heinrich Von Marzipan sir, The temple is just ahead, just like I said sir, So now you wouldn't take my Hopsy-Mopsy away, right?
I vould never do zat, mein Jessica. Onvard!, Schnell!, Schnell!
N2Numbuh 2
Look, all that I'm saying is before anything goes chasing down some bad guy at the jungle gym to get some lunch, At the very least they have some french fries to keep the energy up.
N5Numbuh 5
Numbuh 2, If we don't get that rabbit back, those first graders won't survive until their parents pick them up, Now are you ready?
N2Numbuh 2
Pfft, ready for lunch. I'm joking, I'm joking, sheesh, So, How far does this jungle gym go?
N5Numbuh 5
Nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows.
N2Numbuh 2
Did you hear that?
N5Numbuh 5
Hm-hm, Whatever they up to, It's already started.
JJessica
No! You said "you wouldn't take my Hopsy-Mopsy!"
Ach, Liebchen, I say so many zings I do not mean, Like, "Oh no gumdrops for me." or "Who vould like some uf mein lollipops?", Start on ze test!
[Cut to the Kids Next Door walking down the school hallway]
N4Numbuh 4
Man, I hate going to the cafeteria.
GGenki
Now, Betty. You know better than to call me "Mrs. Sanban". You will address me as "Head of Accounting Mrs. Sanban".
N3Numbuh 3
Hey, Numbuh 2!
[hugs Numbuh 2] Hoagie!
N2Numbuh 2
Aw. Hey, Mushi.
Girls, enough bickering!
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