NMr. Noshi
The rest of what we see today was very terrible. Especially those created by...uh...fat homosexual with horn hat.
[clueless] Nobody talks to my friend like that! Don't worry, Black Steve, I'm gonna make him apologize.
[in Japanese] My name is Todd. Where is the toilet? Coffee with milk.
MMr. Matsui
[in Japanese] You're an ass.
YYamada
Now you will wager your honor against Kobatashi.
[drunk] I don't have any honor. BRING IT ON!
[Dave belches]
Ugh, Dave, how many of those pastrami bombs did you eat?
It's more like, how many of those pastrami bombs didn't I eat? Which is zero.
Dave, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Eh, I'm used to it by now.
Now this first game is called Pizza Man... oh, SO TASTY...
Dave, you promised.
Well, if that didn't get them, this will. Moon Tennis, anyone? You get to play tennis on the fucking moon! Can you imagine that? Well, I did, because that's my job! What about Bacon Avenger? Don't break the eggs!
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