Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 5
“Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando, Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High” · Season 1, Episode 5
[Dante and Leonardo wobble through the school trophy hallway, drunk.]
Stupid reunion.
Yeah, stupid.
Look at that trophy. I never won a trophy! And now they don't even remember me! I was the manager!
I was the manager of...
Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... Good night.
[Dante passes out and Leonardo follows.]
I found a yearbook. Look, there I am in the team picture.
I don't see any manager.
See? I'm right there, that's my arm. They cropped me out.
Right.
What about this picture? It proves I was the team manager.
Yearbook photos are pretty easy to fake. See?
All right! Anyone who was ever remotely connected to the baseball team, there's gonna be a private party in my van. BYOB. But first, let's beat this guy up again for trying to be like us even though he's still different.
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