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S1 E5

Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 5

Dante and Leonardo in “Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando, Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High”

[Dante and Leonardo wobble through the school trophy hallway, drunk.]

Dante

Stupid reunion.

Leonardo

Yeah, stupid.

Dante

Look at that trophy. I never won a trophy! And now they don't even remember me! I was the manager!

Leonardo

I was the manager of...

Dante

Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... Good night.

[Dante passes out and Leonardo follows.]

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