Neil quotes from Class of the Titans

Hercules

You're here to wrestle Harry and he doesn't know the meaning of “fear”!

Neil

Herry doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Jay

His truck is still outside and he left the door open.

Neil

Herry's door's open and nobody's home? What's strange about that?

Ares

Today's lesson will be a team on team tactical exercise. Jay! Atlanta! You're the leaders! Chose your teams. You go first.

Jay

I'll take Herry.

Atlanta

Archie.

Jay

Theresa.

Atlanta

Well... hmmm...

Herry

[about Neil and Odie] Take them both! Us three against you four. It even match!

Atlanta

[angry] Fine!

Odie

Hey!

Atlanta

What?

Neil

Well, not only that you picked us last, apparently the two of us are only worth one of you!

Odie

Maybe will be our own team!

Atlanta

Ares!

Ares

Oh, for the love of Zeus! Leave us for less than a minute and there is already mutiny in the ranks! Uh, very well. Odie, Neil, you're a team.

Archie

Hey guys.

Atlanta

Anyone wanna come to the circus with us?

Herry

Circus? I'll go!

Archie

It's the “Circus of the Impossible”!

Neil

[laughs] Sounds like it's based on our lives!

Atlanta

Jay?

Jay

Nah, I'll hang back and wait for Theresa.

Archie

Neil?

Neil

[…] Beats sitting around. Oh, wait! We won't be, you know, getting in the way of your date, will we?

Archie

Date?!

Atlanta

It's not a date!

Archie

We're not dating! No!

Atlanta

The more the merrier. Come on! Let's go! [Leaves. Archie follows her. Herry and Neil laugh and also leave]

Odie

Odie, you wanna go to the circus? Nah, but THANKS FOR ASKING!

Don't say “no”, please. It's my way of repay you for you kindness.

Herry

[smiles and nods his head] Aha...

Then it's a date. Meet me on the clearing of the park at eight o'clock. [goes away]

Herry

I'll see you then [stares at some point in front of him and smiles. Jay comes to him] What did just happen?

Jay

I think you impressed her.

Herry

She asked me on tonight. Me!

Archie

And?

Herry

Well, if it's okay with you guys?

Jay

Sure. The rest of us will visit this farmer's field tonight.

Neil

Wait a sec! Herry is going out on a date?!

Odie

Yeah. Our little Herry has grown up!

Neil

Um.. I've been thinking...

Wait! First I have to tell you something! I can't see it working out between us. You're just too in love with yourself to be with me! Sorry, Neil. [waves goodbye and disappears]

Neil

Did she just dump me?

Jay

Yeah, looks like.

Neil

How could she do that!? I mean, I was gonna dump her! But... but... but... but she dumped me?! What is that?!

Cronus

Come out, come out, wherever you are! I've got all the time in the world.

Neil

Jay..i dont have a weapon!

Theresa

U have got luck,remember?

Jay

neil's right..he needs a weapon..take my shield

neil

[gets up]its tight..

jay

press it

neil

whoa!

good work neil!

Neil

Even as a baby it was obvious I was destined for stardom.

Odie

Yup. Most kids' first word was “Mama”, Neil's first word was “Me! Me!”.

Jay

Neil!

Neil

I'm busy!

Jay

Class project!

Neil

Can't it wait?

Herry

I could carry you there!

Archie

I see you had to call in reinforcements.

Atlanta

Archie! [hugs him] I thought we've lost you forever!

Archie

Hey, even I don't hide that well!

Jay

Okay. Our mystery guy is bad, but this video is worse!

Archie

Mystery man?

Neil

What's the bad with video? As long as Cassie's got my good side.

Jay

If Cassie out any side this could be as dangerous as Cronus! You know what happens when the world finds out the Greek gods and monsters have come to live?!

Odie

We're talking about total panic!

Neil

Okay, so maybe there is a little down side...

Jay

Atlanta, Theresa, it's time for you to team up on another tracking job.

Atlanta

We'll get him.

Jay

No. We'll find him. You'll get that tape. Theresa, when you catch her, you think you can use your powers to wipe out her memories?

Theresa

I can try.

Jay

Where are you going?

Neil

To help find Cassie! If you're gonna ruin the tape, we'll need another interview!

Jay

We're going to need all the luck we can get tracking that guy.

Archie

What guy?

Odie

I have a theory.

Archie

About what?!

Odie

Check out the sky next to Canis Major.

Herry

Who's Major Canis?

Odie

Canis Major is a constellation.

Jay

Orion is missing! [Odie nods]

Archie

Orion?!

Jay

The greatest hunter of all time!

Artemis

Orion and I... have a history...

Atlanta

What kind of history?

Jay

Artemis killed him.

Artemis

[gets angry] I didn't know it was him! It was a target in the water. Someone challenged me to shoot it and I was...

Neil

...stupid?

Atlanta

Did you know him?

Artemis

I loved him. [shows her bracelet] This was his engagement gift. [everybody stares at her] Be careful, Atlanta! If he knows you're special to me...

Odie

So how did he end up in the stars?

Artemis

[falters] I couldn't save Orion. But I found a way for him to live forever. So that I still see him every night. In the stars.

Jay

We'd better back to the woods. See if we can pick up his trail... before he find ours.

Atlanta

Did he love you too?

Neil

Guys! Hey! Look out! It's Cronus! Look out! Hey!

Cronus

Friend of yours?

Jay

I don't think so.

Neil

Hey!

Atlanta

He's kind of cute.

Archie

Look a little foolish to me.

Theresa

I never trust the guy who dresses better than me.

Atlanta

You don't?

Theresa

I... don't think I do...

Cronus

[about Neil] Oh, don't believe him! He's your enemy! He's Cronus!

Neil

[gives them flowers] Guys, just take one of these and it will be fine.

Cronus

No, no, no, don't trust him! He's evil!

Odie

Why would an evil guy bring us flowers?

Jay

[points on Cronus] So, he's our enemy?

Neil

Um, yeah! I'm Neil, he's evil!

Cronus

Not this time, Jay. Not when I'm so close! [spits with the fire]

Neil

Told ya.

Jay

Thanks for the save, Theresa.

Theresa

Who?

Neil

Just give the lady a flower!

Neil

[about a wall] A door would be nice.

Herry

I can break it down.

Theresa

Or... you could lift us over.

Herry

Yeah, that'd work too.