Jay quotes from Class of the Titans

I don't know. A toga party?

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Jay

What about our parents? My folks must be wondering where I am.

Hera

Don't worry. It's all taken care of.

[at Jay's house]

JSJay's mother

You mean Jay is a-

Hermes

An astronaut! That's right, he's been specially selected for intense training, after few years he'll be off to a space station. Ah, you must be so proud.

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Jay

What is that? The Typhus?

Hera

Ask Chiron. He is the master of all manour of beasts.

Hermes

Takes one to know one. You know.

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Who was Jason, your ancestor? What did he do?

Jay

He was the leader of Argonauts. The team of heroes that sailed in the quest for the Golden Fleece.

But he gave up, right?

Jay

No. No, he didn't.

Now that I know, that Cronus wants to destroy the world, I can't just walk away

Jay

You're right.

After you.

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Jay

You can read minds?

Well, no. Not really.

Hera

Maybe one day. Persephone will help Theresa expand her skills.

Hermes

[to Persephone which comes into a room] Sorry, honey, false alarm.

S1 2 Chaos 102

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Herry, Atlanta and you two, I get. But Odie?

Jay

Ever heard of Odysseus? He was one of the greatest heroes.

You mean he's a...

Jay

A direct descendant. A real wolf in ship's clothing.

You mean a wolf in nerd's clothing.

Jay

Odysseus was a good friend of Achilles.

I know.

How do you guys know all this stuff? You're not Greek, are you?

No, but, ugh... I read a lot of classical poetry...

Oh, really?

S1 2 Chaos 102

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[in a truck, attacking by the Typhus, going straight on him]

So, are you coming with me?

What?

We can't fight Cronus and that thing in the same time. We need to distract it.

[unfastens seatbelt] Herry, stop the truck.

Jay

Wait! Guys, I don't think that's such a good idea.

S1 2 Chaos 102

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Jay

Herry, stop the truck.

Are you nuts?!

Jay

I just want some of us to jump out to keep Cronus busy. You take Odie to the relay. Everybody else – out! Including Neil.

Neil?! What do you want Neil for?

Yeah! What do you want Neil for?

Jay

Because you're lucky! And right now we need all the luck we can get!

S1 3 Chaos 103

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Hey guys!

All set!

All set for what? What's up?

Jay

Come on, I'll tell you on the way.

The way where?

Jay

We'll meet you back in a dog pound, after we get the girls.

We're taking girls to a dog pound? How romantic!

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Only cake and music can calm this beast.

Cake? You're joking, right?

Yes! Cerberus can't resist cake. It's often use to destruct him. But most effective thing is music. The music of the lyre.

Really?

Yes! Orpheus, the great hero like yourselves could play a lyre so beautifully that no man or beast could resist it. He wants use it to calm Cerberus.

But who plays a lyre this days? It's so lame!

I do...

EEverybody

Huh?

Oh... well that's... good.

Jay

No, that's great!

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The underworld?

Jay

But how can we get there?

Simply. You must be a hero-

Got that covered!

-and you must be dead.

That sucks.

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Jay

[after Orpheus has mistaken Theresa with his wife and called her “beloved” ] What's with the “beloved” business?

You're not jealous, are you Jay?

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[practices in front of the mirror] I know we're friends, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Would you like to go out sometime?

Jay

[standing behind his back] It depends, where do you wanna go?

[boys start laughing, Archie gets a little upset]

So, tell us, who's the lucky girl?

There is no lucky girl, okay?

You mean, you've fallen in love with yourself?

I thought that was something only Neil did.

Very funny...

Come on! You can tell us! What are friends for?

Hey guys! [passes them by, and goes to her locker, Archie stares at her and smiles]

BBoys

ATLANTA?!

Dude, you're making a big mistake!

No, listen! I've been picking up signals! I think she likes me!