Atlanta quotes from Class of the Titans

Atlanta

[running away from Cerberus, and stops next to the fence with a sign on it “beware of dog”] It's just not funny!

Atlanta

[sees the vinyl with Cronus' mug] Cronus? Oh, now it all makes sense!: Pan's been hypnotized by Cronus somehow! Argh!

Atlanta

[about Neil] I didn't think he can catch a cold on his own!

Atlanta

Can someone explain to me why Herry gets to go on a date, when the rest of us sit on a field full of sheep manure, waiting for a vampire, distrait? I mean this totally blows the romantic image I had of Sea Mediterranean!

Atlanta

Don't worry Archie. I've got your back. [puts on the Helmet of Darkness] I command you to obey me! [to Thanatos] It's Cronus you want!

Jay

[about Hermes] Where did he go?

Atlanta

I don't know. A toga party?

Atlanta

You're the goddess of war. I thought you were going to be mean, not make us breakfast.

Athena

Are you kidding? I love to bake! [slams makhaira to cut toast in half]

Atlanta

Who was Jason, your ancestor? What did he do?

Jay

He was the leader of Argonauts. The team of heroes that sailed in the quest for the Golden Fleece.

Atlanta

But he gave up, right?

Jay

No. No, he didn't.

Herry

Now that I know, that Cronus wants to destroy the world, I can't just walk away

Jay

You're right.

Herry

After you.

Cronus

Where are the others? I thought there were supposed to be seven heroes.

Herry

It's three against one. I think we're good.

Atlanta

Yeah, I'm good with that.

Cronus

Oh, I'm sure you're good [giants are surrounding Jay, Atlanta and Herry] But I'm better.

Atlanta

Did you have to take a test?

Odie

Not really. I just had set up Hermes with some upgrades to his communication network. It was a piece of cake.

You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail.

Hermes

All right, already! Okay! OKAY!

Hera

As a result Hermes will-

Hermes

[flies into a room] You called Mistress Hera?

Hera

Uh, no. Must you bust in every time I mention your name?

Hermes

Sorry. When the queen of the Olympus says your name, what you're supposed to do?

Theresa

Okay. So where are the cameras. This is gotta be a reality TV show.

Atlanta

This is for real. Trust me, I've seen Cronus. You look into his eyes and there's nothing but evil there.

Theresa

I can't wait to meet him... So, what the deal with Jay? You're going out with him?

Atlanta

Huh?

Theresa

There's some one there!

Atlanta

We'll attack first, ask questions later. On three, okay?

Theresa

You mean, when you say three, or right after you say two-

Atlanta

I mean NOW!

Atlanta

Archie?!

Theresa

You know this guy?!

Atlanta

He is supposed to be one of us. I thought you were leaving, why are you sneaking around?

Archie

I was checking the parameter. Making sure it's safe.

Theresa

[using nunchucks] These are cute.

Atlanta

And deadly! Where did you learn to use those?

Theresa

I was a black belt when I was twelve. While other rich girls were bored, I was restless.

Atlanta

[tries to use bolas and accidentally breaks statue's nose away] Ha! Now we're talking! Can I have these?

Ares

All the weapons here are at your disposal. But the statues are mine!

Archie

So, are you coming with me?

Atlanta

What?

Archie

We can't fight Cronus and that thing in the same time. We need to distract it.

Atlanta

[unfastens seatbelt] Herry, stop the truck.

Jay

Wait! Guys, I don't think that's such a good idea.