Theresa quotes from Class of the Titans

Theresa

Maybe it's a good thing you've opened that box. You've brought a little hope into the world.

Jay

You can read minds?

Theresa

Well, no. Not really.

Hera

Maybe one day. Persephone will help Theresa expand her skills.

Hermes

[to Persephone which comes into a room] Sorry, honey, false alarm.

Theresa

Okay. So where are the cameras. This is gotta be a reality TV show.

Atlanta

This is for real. Trust me, I've seen Cronus. You look into his eyes and there's nothing but evil there.

Theresa

I can't wait to meet him... So, what the deal with Jay? You're going out with him?

Atlanta

Huh?

Theresa

There's some one there!

Atlanta

We'll attack first, ask questions later. On three, okay?

Theresa

You mean, when you say three, or right after you say two-

Atlanta

I mean NOW!

Atlanta

Archie?!

Theresa

You know this guy?!

Atlanta

He is supposed to be one of us. I thought you were leaving, why are you sneaking around?

Archie

I was checking the parameter. Making sure it's safe.

Theresa

[using nunchucks] These are cute.

Atlanta

And deadly! Where did you learn to use those?

Theresa

I was a black belt when I was twelve. While other rich girls were bored, I was restless.

Theresa

So, what's with the fancy footwear?

Archie

I've got a wonky heel.

Theresa

Sorry about what happened earlier.

Archie

[smiles at her] No worries.

Archie

Herry, Atlanta and you two, I get. But Odie?

Jay

Ever heard of Odysseus? He was one of the greatest heroes.

Archie

You mean he's a...

Jay

A direct descendant. A real wolf in ship's clothing.

Archie

You mean a wolf in nerd's clothing.

Jay

Odysseus was a good friend of Achilles.

Archie

I know.

Theresa

How do you guys know all this stuff? You're not Greek, are you?

Archie

No, but, ugh... I read a lot of classical poetry...

Theresa

Oh, really?

Theresa

So we've pinned our hopes on a hero who's chief virtue was that he is in love with himself?

Aphrodite

But who can blame him? I'd kill to have cheekbones as good looking as his! Oh, wait! I do!

Theresa

[plays lyre then ends with high electrical strum] Thank you New Olimpia!

That was beautiful! Until the end. I didn't know you could play the lyre, Theresa.

Theresa

Um, yeah.

Not too many people can play to well. Wait until I tell the-

Theresa

Oh, don't tell anyone, okay?

Why not?

Theresa

Please, Apollo. The guys will never let me leave it down! I mean, c'mon! There is nothing more lame than playing a lyre!

I play the lyre!

Theresa

Oh... Ugh... but you're... well... a god! How you guys play the lyre.

[points on a lyre Theresa is holding] In fact, that's my lyre!

Theresa

Oh, sorry.

Atlanta

Hey, I need a few things. You wanna go shopping?

Theresa

Always. [smiles very nicely to Apollo and leave]

Atlanta

[to Apollo] See you later! [notices what he is holding] A lyre? That's so lame, c'mon Apollo, get with the times!

What's wrong with the lyre. It's beautiful!

Chiron

Only cake and music can calm this beast.

Atlanta

Cake? You're joking, right?

Chiron

Yes! Cerberus can't resist cake. It's often use to destruct him. But most effective thing is music. The music of the lyre.

Theresa

Really?

Chiron

Yes! Orpheus, the great hero like yourselves could play a lyre so beautifully that no man or beast could resist it. He wants use it to calm Cerberus.

Odie

But who plays a lyre this days? It's so lame!

Theresa

I do...

Huh?

Odie

Oh... well that's... good.

Jay

No, that's great!

Jay

[after Orpheus has mistaken Theresa with his wife and called her “beloved” ] What's with the “beloved” business?

Theresa

You're not jealous, are you Jay?

Neil

I was figured Atlanta will have higher standards!

Archie

They're just sitting together, it doesn't mean they're dating!

Theresa

Hey, we should be happy, that Atlanta has finally met someone!

Archie

Uh...

Theresa

It's not your fault, Jay.

Jay

Tell that to Odie.

Herry

Hey, Odie! It's not Jay's fault.

Neil

Maybe we ought to put it on a vote, you've got to admit, your track record of late, kinda stinks.

Atlanta

Neil's got a point.

Theresa

I beg your pardon?

Atlanta

Not about Jay, about the vote, I say we go after the stuff! All in favor?

Archie

And I say we tell Mister Hermes. All in favor?

Atlanta

Herry, you can't vote twice!

Herry

Why not? This is the democracy.

Jay

I know I can get Odie to change his mind!

Hera

I forbid you to talk to Odie. He has made his choice. He must follow his own path. Just as you must follow yours.

Jay

What?! I can't accept that! I won't!

Hera

A good leader must also know when to retread.

Jay

Then I guess I'm not a good leader.

Hera

So be it. Neil, as of now conceder yourself a team leader.

Neil

Come again?

Archie

No way!

Atlanta

You're gotta be kidding!

Herry

Neil!? In charge!? In charge of what? [Theresa whispers something into his ear] That's totally unfair!

Hera

Unfair or not, I have made my decision.

Theresa

Jay, say something!

Jay

[walks to Neil] Good luck.

Neil

Yes I am!

Hera

That will be all. Stay close to school, or the dormitory. Is that understood?

[very unhappy and angry] Yes, ma'am.