Neil quotes from Class of the Titans

Atlanta

Come on guys, time for a swim. [puts her arm around Archie] Let's turn that thing off! [Archie shakes his head and gets nervous] Oh, right! The world's only non-swimming hero! Come on Neil!

Neil

Ping!

Archie

Ugh!

Atlanta

I think our weapons will work on her!

Neil

Yeah, well if I had a weapon!

Theresa

Uh, it's impossible, I can't get free!

Neil

Hey, let me try! Hocus pocus, bibbidi bobbidi boo!

Jay

That leaves you and Neil.

Theresa

I guess one of us should go with Jay. In case this super-monster slams him. Neil?

Neil

Flip coin for it.

Theresa

Sure!

Ugh....

Odie

[throws a coin up] Call it!

Neil

Heads.

Theresa

Tails.

Odie

Heads it is!

Theresa

Lucky guess...

Archie

Neil never loses the coin flip toss.

Atlanta

Never!

Atlanta

Oh, we'll have to back track!

Neil

I told you we should take the turn back there but “no... let's not listen to Neil!”

Atlanta

Yeah, let's not listen to Neil!

Hera

Pandora was the first mortal woman. She was given the box as a gift from the gods, but was told never to open it.

Neil

Now what is the point of that? You gods can be so twisted! “Here's a present, but don't open it!”, “Here's a apple but don't eat it!”

Hera

Well, Pandora did open the box. Her curiosity got the better of her.

Atlanta

[looks at Archie] Sound familiar?

Dionysus

Every failure carries us a seed of success.

Odie

I'll try to remember that the next time I crash and burn with the girl.

Neil

Speaking of failure, Archie opened the Pandora's box.

Dionysus

HE WHAT?!

Archie

Sorry... It's all my fault... First Atlanta, then Odie, now Herry...

Hope

Mister Archie, you mustn't lose hope!

Archie

I can't do it!

Theresa

Nobody is big enough to take on that thing!

Hope

You don't have to be big to be strong!

Neil

What is this? I thought she was gonna help and she just disappears!

Theresa

Archie?

Archie

[…] I've got a job to do.

Atlanta

What's up, guys?

Archie

Atlanta! You're cured!

Atlanta

Cured?

Jay

Dionysus!

Theresa

Chiron!

Neil

What happened?

Dionysus

I've finally found a cure!

Chiron

But not before Atlanta reached stage five. It was a doozy!

Atlanta

All I remember is that Seeper thing. Then I woke up here.

Archie

So you don't remember the dancing?

Atlanta

Dancing...?

All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought-

Theresa

Dionysus! Some of that cure! And fast!

-'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!

Archie

And.. you don't remember the ki- ah... kind things I've said about you?

Theresa

Where is Atlanta?

Archie

Studying.

Jay

I don't think it's that kind of test.

Archie

Try telling her that! She was freaking out because she didn't know where the Oracle Oaks were!

Theresa

The... what?

Archie

Trees that can tell the future. They were in Downow or something...

Odie

[seems bored] You mean Dodona.

Theresa

I think I'm gonna skip the movie and go skim over my notes [leaves]

Archie

Good idea! [leaves]

Jay

Wait for me! [leaves]

Odie

[looks at Herry and Neil] Are you guys gonna study?

Herry

Movie!

Neil

Lucky!

Hera

Excellent work! You've all passed. And extra points to Atlanta for such a creative solution.

Atlanta

Oh right!

Ares

You've never said they can use bait!

Artemis

Ignore him! He's just jealous!

Ares

Archie, would have use bait if he knew it was allowed!

Archie

[embarrassed] Ares, come on, Atlanta won fair!

Ares

Oh, she was lucky!

Hera

Class dismissed. Ares, I'd like to talk to you.

Atlanta

Lucky?! I'm as good as anyone on this team!

Neil

Don't let it get you [Atlanta almost hits him] Whoa!

Theresa

Atlanta, help us!

Archie

I know your in there, Atlanta!

Odie

You've got to fight it!

Herry

Get us down from here!

Neil

I'll give you my stereo!

Jay

Mhmhmmh!

They're not your friends! I'm your only friend.

Atlanta

[shouting and fighting with the air] SHUT UP! You're not my friend! They are!

Neil

Okay, this is getting creepy...

Odie

Who is she talking to?

Theresa

She's hypnotized, for sure!

Archie

Atlanta. Atlanta! Atlanta, I know you can hear me! It's me! Archie! Your friend! Atlanta, listen to me! We're in danger! Your friends are in danger!

Atlanta

Friends...?

Archie

That's right, Atlanta! I'm your friend! I lo- uh... I really, really care about you!

Odie

I don't even remember making it to the island. Just waking up and seeing Calypso.

Jay

Um, Calypso? You mean the Calypso?! The nymph that Odysseus stayed with on his way back from Troy?

Odie

Yup. And she's mentioned more than once how much I look like him. [Jay and Neil starts to laugh uncontrollably] Hey! I can be mistaken for a Greek hero!

Neil

This poor girl must have island fever!

Jay

[still laughing a little] You are a hero, Odie! So let's make it like heroes and get off of this island!

Atlanta

[about Eros and Psyche kiss] Is that necessary?

Neil

Get a room!

Odie

Jeez!

Jay

We're... researchers!

I thought you all went home.

Neil

No! Those were the day-researchers, you see, we are the night-researchers! We specialize in things that happen after dark like owls and comets!

Archie

We are so busted...

Night researchers, huh? Well, hurry up. […] We wouldn't want anyone just walk in your office, wouldn't we?

Archie

No! We wouldn't.

Jay

[to Neil] Owls and comets?