Odie quotes from Class of the Titans

Odie

I'm telling you, Odysseus, Calypso is still looking fine!

Odie

What do I look like?! An instruction menu?!

Odie

Herry, what part of “mine” did you not understand?

Atlanta

Did you have to take a test?

Odie

Not really. I just had set up Hermes with some upgrades to his communication network. It was a piece of cake.

You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail.

Hermes

All right, already! Okay! OKAY!

Hera

As a result Hermes will-

Hermes

[flies into a room] You called Mistress Hera?

Hera

Uh, no. Must you bust in every time I mention your name?

Hermes

Sorry. When the queen of the Olympus says your name, what you're supposed to do?

Atlanta

[about PMR] Wow! What else do these things do?

Odie

What do you want to do.

Odie

The three of us were just brain storming.

Hermes

But we haven't even had a drizzle yet.

Archie

Hey guys!

Odie

All set!

Archie

All set for what? What's up?

Jay

Come on, I'll tell you on the way.

Archie

The way where?

Jay

We'll meet you back in a dog pound, after we get the girls.

Archie

We're taking girls to a dog pound? How romantic!

Chiron

Only cake and music can calm this beast.

Atlanta

Cake? You're joking, right?

Chiron

Yes! Cerberus can't resist cake. It's often use to destruct him. But most effective thing is music. The music of the lyre.

Theresa

Really?

Chiron

Yes! Orpheus, the great hero like yourselves could play a lyre so beautifully that no man or beast could resist it. He wants use it to calm Cerberus.

Odie

But who plays a lyre this days? It's so lame!

Theresa

I do...

Huh?

Odie

Oh... well that's... good.

Jay

No, that's great!

Atlanta

Let's do things my way this time.

Odie

Atlanta, did you know violence is the first result of a limited mind?

Atlanta

No, I didn't know that.

Herry

Me neither.

Archie

[practices in front of the mirror] I know we're friends, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Would you like to go out sometime?

Jay

[standing behind his back] It depends, where do you wanna go?

Neil

So, tell us, who's the lucky girl?

Archie

There is no lucky girl, okay?

Herry

You mean, you've fallen in love with yourself?

Odie

I thought that was something only Neil did.

Neil

Very funny...

Herry

Come on! You can tell us! What are friends for?

Atlanta

Hey guys! [passes them by, and goes to her locker, Archie stares at her and smiles]

ATLANTA?!

Neil

Dude, you're making a big mistake!

Archie

No, listen! I've been picking up signals! I think she likes me!

Herry

She may like you, but she is totally unavailable.

Jay

Arch, don't take it personally, but no guy has a chance with her!

Jay

What do you got, Odie?

Odie

Our first line of defense!

Jay

An earplug?

Odie

Jay! A little more credit, please!

Herry

I think that's been invented already.

Hermes

A part of your strength comes from your fellowship. When you're not a team you're all in great danger.

Jay

What are you talking about?

Odie

He's trying to tell you, that I'm off the team.

Jay

You can't kick Odie off the team!

Hermes

I didn't kick him off!

Odie

I quit.

Cronus

What if, with the snap of a finger, I could give you, whatever you wanted?

Odie

I ain't buying whatever you're selling! See ya!

Cronus

[to one of the giants] Stop him! Use any force necessary.

Odie

Whoa! Hold on! I'm a lover, not a- [giant attacks him and Odie throws him through the room] -fighter?

Odie

[On PMR about Gorgons] Sorry, guys. They didn't trigger the heat sensors. Must be cold blooded.

Theresa

[Sarcastically] Ya think?

Herry

Get this! “Mystery Monster terrorizes tunnel tour”

Atlanta

Oh yeah, right, and I was mailing my fairy stepmother.

Odie

It's true! Two tours are missing this week. I read it on the Internet.

Archie

And we all know that Internet roomers are way more reliable than a tabloid!