Neil quotes from Class of the Titans

Theresa

Something's wrong!

Neil

Not exactly a news flash. The gods are dying, the tree of life...

Jay

Cronus?

Theresa

No. It's something else. I sense... hunger.

Jay

Hunger? What could be hungry?

Herry

Me?

Theresa

I'm trying to fit you and the statue in the picture.

Neil

I don't care about the statue! I want a picture of me in Greece! Not Greece and me!

Neil

What do I suppose to say?

Atlanta

I don't know! You are the charming guy, just go, cheer her up!

Archie

Watch it!

Atlanta

You watch it! What are you doing?!

Archie

Call me crazy, but I thought I'd watch some baseball!

Atlanta

Okay, Crazy, [she takes the remote control and change the station] you know it's when I watch “Extreme Boarding Countdown”!

Archie

Yeah? Well, how about watching a real sport for a change?! [tries to take the remote back, but Atlanta moves away from him]

Atlanta

I'm not watching three hours of guys scratching themselves! Get enough of that around here!

Archie

Oh yeah? You know what? Who is always drinking the milk...

Atlanta

What?! I don't even drink milk!

Archie

...right from the carton?!

Atlanta

Get off the couch!

Neil

I hate it when mom and dad fight. I'm outta here.

Artemis

Oh! Well, if it isn't Neil. You're late!

Neil

I couldn't help it! I've been trying to get this ring tone off my phone all morning!

Odie

A ring tone?

Neil

It's annoying! Listen!

Theresa

Why do I have to get these visions?! Guys! I saw a face! It looks like...

Herry

Man! That ring tone is annoying!

Archie

And strenuously familiar.

Atlanta

Maybe it reminds you of your own voice!

Odie

Atlanta, that tune is getting really old!

Jay

Neil! Put your PMR away and quit wasting our time!

Theresa

Hallo! I'm having a vision here!

Neil

When you're not having a vision?!

Artemis

[really mad] QUIET! ALL OF YOU! CLASS DISMISSED! DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR TEMPERS! UGH! Why did I agree to teach you? WHY?!

Jay

Okay everyone! Everything is in place, training is done. Now, let's do this!

Archie

[stands up and salutes] Yes, sir!

Atlanta

[also salutes] Aye aye captain!

Neil

[singing and marching] I don't know, it seems to me, Jay is getting cranky!

Archie

[goes after Neil] Up, two, three, four!

Atlanta

[follows Archie and Neil] We're marching to the border door!

Odie

Cronus must be near the temple!

Atlanta

Forget the trap, we've got to help Theresa!

Jay

But we can't just let Cronus get away! Not this time!

Herry

We can handle it.

Jay

Uh... Don't forget to...

Archie

It's okay! We've got over this a million times!

Neil

At least!

Jay

Okay, but be careful.

Atlanta

We'll stop him, Jay.

Neil

[about Odie] He cut me off!

Herry

[sarcastically] Boy, there's a shock.

Herry

Never open the hot door! Odie told me that. Something the fire rushing in where there's oxygen.

Neil

I wish he was here to tell us what to do, when there's no other door!

Odie

You didn't take her challenge, did you?!

Neil

I was trying to help! I wanted to show you I was... um... you know.

Odie

Sorry?

Neil

Uhum [to Valerie] That's why he's the smart one.

Odie

We've run off the time!

Neil

What about good looks?

Odie

Neil! How can you man “good looks”? Stop helping me! It was you got me into this! You are some frie... [suddenly realizes and hugs Neil] Neil, you're a genius! Worth more than gold, can be earned, but not bought or sold. Doesn't start at birth and doesn't end at death. The answer to your riddle is friendship.

Jay

[looking at T-shirt with crossed bolt drawing on it] Oh, that's be a perfect gift for Zeus!

Neil

Zeus?! He doesn't need anything! He's a God! The to God of Gods! He has everything!

Jay

That's not the point. It's thought that count.

You want me to give you cornucopia as you can save Zeus?

Neil

You set all of that in quick whisper?!

Cronus

[watching Sisyphus rolling a rock] Ah, how clever have thought. Such a waste of a talented mind. Oh, you, Sisyphus, who have tricked Gods themselves, rolling the same rock up the hill for all eternity, without even death to looking forward to. For you've already cheated death twice, haven't you? Hum? That's why you're being punished like this.

Are you part of my punishment now?

Cronus

I'm here to offer you your freedom.

Well I don't know. I have a job, it's steady and it keeps me fit.

Hi everyone. Sorry I'm late.

Jay

Why would you be sorry? You're always late.

I'm always late? Who says?

Herry

Neil! Dude, I'm sorry!

Eh. Don't worry about it.

What?

Jay

Eh... Are you feeling alright?

Odie

Yeah, why aren't you freaking out? Don't you wanna go clean it off?

[realizes what he is supposed to do] Oh! Oh! Oh, for crying out loud! Look at my sleeve!