Archie quotes from Class of the Titans

Archie

Odie is hurt! He's infected! They can't stop the Seeper!

Chiron

Oh dear!

Archie

It's all my fault! I wish there was something I could do!

Hope

There's always one think you can do, even in the darkest moment. Hope.

Archie

Or fight! I'm sorry, Atlanta. This is my fault. [kisses her in her cheek]

No!

Chiron

You could catch an infection!

Archie

I didn't realize!

Dionysus

A kiss! She is very contagious!

Archie

I feel fine!

Dionysus

Just as I feared! Oh dear, if I don't find a cure now... You feel.. fine?

Archie

Yeah...

Chiron

He's immune!

Dionysus

Of course! Like the great Achilles! Archie is invincible.

Archie

I've never been sick a day in my life. So if I'm immune... I can kill it!

Hope

I know you can Mister Archie!

Archie

Sorry... It's all my fault... First Atlanta, then Odie, now Herry...

Hope

Mister Archie, you mustn't lose hope!

Archie

I can't do it!

Theresa

Nobody is big enough to take on that thing!

Hope

You don't have to be big to be strong!

Neil

What is this? I thought she was gonna help and she just disappears!

Theresa

Archie?

Archie

[…] I've got a job to do.

Atlanta

What's up, guys?

Archie

Atlanta! You're cured!

Atlanta

Cured?

Jay

Dionysus!

Theresa

Chiron!

Neil

What happened?

Dionysus

I've finally found a cure!

Chiron

But not before Atlanta reached stage five. It was a doozy!

Atlanta

All I remember is that Seeper thing. Then I woke up here.

Archie

So you don't remember the dancing?

Atlanta

Dancing...?

All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought-

Theresa

Dionysus! Some of that cure! And fast!

-'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!

Archie

And.. you don't remember the ki- ah... kind things I've said about you?

Archie

Hi, Atlanta! What's up?

Atlanta

Where are the Oracle Oaks located?

Archie

Huh? What?

Atlanta

Oracle Oaks! Trees that can presage the future! Haven't you study for the exams at all?

Atlanta

Oh, Dodona! Of course! Dodona is the answer! Wait... What was the question?

Archie

Atlanta! Relax! I don't thing there gonna be those kind of exams!

Atlanta

It doesn't hurt to be prepared for any possibility, does it?

Archie

So... I take you don't wanna come watch the movie. [Atlanta growls] I'll be going now...

Theresa

Where is Atlanta?

Archie

Studying.

Jay

I don't think it's that kind of test.

Archie

Try telling her that! She was freaking out because she didn't know where the Oracle Oaks were!

Theresa

The... what?

Archie

Trees that can tell the future. They were in Downow or something...

Odie

[seems bored] You mean Dodona.

Theresa

I think I'm gonna skip the movie and go skim over my notes [leaves]

Archie

Good idea! [leaves]

Jay

Wait for me! [leaves]

Odie

[looks at Herry and Neil] Are you guys gonna study?

Herry

Movie!

Neil

Lucky!

Hera

Excellent work! You've all passed. And extra points to Atlanta for such a creative solution.

Atlanta

Oh right!

Ares

You've never said they can use bait!

Artemis

Ignore him! He's just jealous!

Ares

Archie, would have use bait if he knew it was allowed!

Archie

[embarrassed] Ares, come on, Atlanta won fair!

Ares

Oh, she was lucky!

Hera

Class dismissed. Ares, I'd like to talk to you.

Atlanta

Lucky?! I'm as good as anyone on this team!

Neil

Don't let it get you [Atlanta almost hits him] Whoa!

Theresa

Where's Atlanta?

Jay

It's not like her. Archie, you know where she is?

Archie

[talking very fast] Uh, how should I know? It is not like I keep traipse on her all the time! 'Cause that would be weird! Weird and obsessive...

Atlanta

What are you doing?

Archie

Eeeh... Just... eh... going for a run!

Atlanta

Dressed like that?

Archie

Well, you know, when the mood hits, I'm a running fool!

Atlanta

I'd agree with a part of this statement.

Theresa

Atlanta, help us!

Archie

I know your in there, Atlanta!

Odie

You've got to fight it!

Herry

Get us down from here!

Neil

I'll give you my stereo!

Jay

Mhmhmmh!

They're not your friends! I'm your only friend.

Atlanta

[shouting and fighting with the air] SHUT UP! You're not my friend! They are!

Neil

Okay, this is getting creepy...

Odie

Who is she talking to?

Theresa

She's hypnotized, for sure!

Archie

Atlanta. Atlanta! Atlanta, I know you can hear me! It's me! Archie! Your friend! Atlanta, listen to me! We're in danger! Your friends are in danger!

Atlanta

Friends...?

Archie

That's right, Atlanta! I'm your friend! I lo- uh... I really, really care about you!

Atlanta

You know, I'm so sick of these Bolas!

Herry

Why?

Atlanta

Every time I use them, a monster either brakes them or runs up with them!

Herry

[to Archie] And what are you looking for? Water wings?

Archie

Hey! Easy!

Atlanta

Archie, I can't believe you're still afraid of water! We're protecting the world and two thirds of it is covered in water, you know?

Odie

Get in, Arch!

Archie

No way! This is crazy! You can't fly a plane!

Hephaestus

Oh, thing practically flies itself.

Odie

Archie, do you wanna go on the water or over the water?

Archie

Neither.

Archie

Are you sure you can fly this thing?

Odie

Hey, you heard Heph – it practically flies itself.

Archie

No way! Odie is going for a run!?

Odie

It can't hurt.

Archie

Hah! Famous last words!

Theresa

Well, I think it's great, Odie, good for you. [tousles his hair] Just... be careful out there. I sense...

Archie

[mocking her] … danger! I see a prophecy! With your name on it! Oh, I sense a sprain of mythical proportions! No, wait! It's just me being a drama queen. Never mind. [bows]

Theresa

So, Archie, what's it like to be perfect?

Archie

Well, it has it.

Theresa

I was being sarcastic.

Archie

Hey, um... I just wanted to say...

Theresa

[pretending she's having a vision] Wait! I sense... an apology of mythical proportions!

Archie

Very funny. I just wanted to say, you did a great job out there and... I'm sorry.

Theresa

[laughs] That's it? That's all?

Archie

And... thanks for saving my butt.