Archie quotes from Class of the Titans

Get this! “Mystery Monster terrorizes tunnel tour”

Oh yeah, right, and I was mailing my fairy stepmother.

It's true! Two tours are missing this week. I read it on the Internet.

Archie

And we all know that Internet roomers are way more reliable than a tabloid!

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That leaves you and Neil.

I guess one of us should go with Jay. In case this super-monster slams him. Neil?

Neil

Flip coin for it.

Sure!

AAAtlanta and Archie

Ugh....

[throws a coin up] Call it!

Heads.

Tails.

Heads it is!

Lucky guess...

Archie

Neil never loses the coin flip toss.

Never!

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[interrupts Odie] How about telling us on the way, Odie? Let's go hunting!

Um... I'm not going with you.

Why not?

I've got claustrophobia.... I can't handle close spaces.

Archie

Well, get over it, Odie! We need you!

I can't! I've tried visualizing myself in a happy place but it doesn't work!

It's okay, Odie. I could make things from up top and keep tracking to our PMR signals.

Thanks.

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Guys, look at this! The city finally got around and closing this place down!

Archie

Like shouting the barn door after the horse got out!

I got it [comes to the door and hangs to it to pull it out, but then Archie's whip destroys the padlock]

Archie

No. I got it!

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Archie

Jay, we've got the good news and bad news.

What's the good news?

Archie

Atlanta's found a minotaur.

And the bad news?

Archie

We've lost Atlanta.

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Archie

Over here! I got this! [tries to move very heavy rock]

No. I got this! [moves the rock away]

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Archie

It sounds like... Morse code! Anyone here knows Morse code?

Only one person I know! Odie!

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Archie

We can't just leave! Atlanta is still out there!

Archie, we're out number. We have to regroup and come back with heavier equipment!

You know if anyone can take care of herself – it's Atlanta.

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[Odie is fainting and Atlanta caught him in last second]

Gotcha!

Thanks.

Archie

Atlanta! You're alive!

Archie, you weren't worried about me, were you?

Archie

Who? Me? Nah.

Good news guys! I've got the minotaur!

What? Just the one?

Huh? I miss all the fun!

[end of the episode]

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Archie

You were great.

MMedelia

I know.

Archie

So, I was wondering, maybe we can get together later on, I could show you the signs.

[pushes Archie] Sorry, take a number!

Archie

Hey! Haven't you got some sweat socks to wash!

Haven't you got something to do?

Archie

I was talking to her first!

Well I'm talking to her now!

S1 11 Field of Nightmares

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[Archie and Atlanta clean weapons]

Archie

This stuff is so... ancient. Can you believe people actually fought with this things? Wow! Do you know what this is?

Looks like a spear...

Archie

Not just any spear. It's the spear of Achilles! He used it in the Trojan War! How do I look?

Like a goof? Come on Archie! Ares wants this place cleaned up!

[Archie pretends that he is fighting, and falls on some weapons]

Archie

Ups...

Nice moves.

Archie

[notices that in the corner there is a golden box] Hey, what's this?

Come on, Archie! Leave that! Let's clean this mess up!

Archie

Aren't you curious what's inside? [opens the box]

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Hope

Sir? Are you okay?

Archie

An... Angel?

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All we have to do is getting the sample of... that thing!

Archie

How do we do that?!

Very carefully.

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Chiron

Tell me. What has happened?

[Atlanta is muttering something]

Archie

Atlanta!

What's she saying?

[singing] All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel!

“Pop, Goes the weasel”?

Hi everybody!

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What a pretty tail you have!

Chiron

Please remain still, or your wound will not heal.

Pretty tail!

Archie

Enough with the tail, okay?