Archie quotes from Class of the Titans

Archie

Oh, I wanna get Atlanta something for Valentines Day tomorrow, but what?

Jay

[reading a poster] “Send your sweetheart a love-balloon-gram” Only three bucks.

Archie

[laughs sarcastically] I can't do that.

Herry

Why? You need the three bucks?

Archie

No! A love-balloon-gram is way too obvious!

Jay

[sarcasticaly] Yeah! You wouldn't want Atlanta to know you like her! Better to keep her guessing!

Archie

Fear of rejection is a serious thing! Millions suffer from it! And we don't appreciate your sarcasm!

Jay

Man, people were acting crazy today! I broke up three fights just on the way here.

Atlanta

[on a skateboard] Look out!

Jay

Whoa! Correction – people are still acting crazy!

Archie

I'm outta here! [leaves]

Jay

What?!

Theresa

PIG!

Herry

PRINCESS!

Theresa

That has my name on it!

Herry

[eating ice cream] Your name is “banana-nut”?

Atlanta

[fighting with Archie] Come on! Oink!

Archie

You fight like a girl!

Atlanta

You can't handle it, can you? [beats him] Now get lost!

Archie

[about a Giant] He's yours. He won't stand a chance against you.

Atlanta

I won't go as easy.

Atlanta

Hey! Wait a minute! We've all got a Valentine from a secret admirer! Okay! Own up! Who's sent them?

Archie

Wasn't me...

Jay

[smiles] Who knows, that could have been anyone.

Jay

[looks at the gift] These are from you?

Theresa

No... they are... from all of us. To say thanks. [kisses him in a cheek]

Jay

We're... researchers!

I thought you all went home.

Neil

No! Those were the day-researchers, you see, we are the night-researchers! We specialize in things that happen after dark like owls and comets!

Archie

We are so busted...

Night researchers, huh? Well, hurry up. […] We wouldn't want anyone just walk in your office, wouldn't we?

Archie

No! We wouldn't.

Jay

[to Neil] Owls and comets?

Jay

Jason and his Argonauts destroyed Talos. They attacked his only weak spot. His ankle.

Archie

I can relate to that!

Archie

Hey guys.

Atlanta

Anyone wanna come to the circus with us?

Herry

Circus? I'll go!

Archie

It's the “Circus of the Impossible”!

Neil

[laughs] Sounds like it's based on our lives!

Atlanta

Jay?

Jay

Nah, I'll hang back and wait for Theresa.

Archie

Neil?

Neil

[…] Beats sitting around. Oh, wait! We won't be, you know, getting in the way of your date, will we?

Archie

Date?!

Atlanta

It's not a date!

Archie

We're not dating! No!

Atlanta

The more the merrier. Come on! Let's go! [Leaves. Archie follows her. Herry and Neil laugh and also leave]

Odie

Odie, you wanna go to the circus? Nah, but THANKS FOR ASKING!

My real name is Russell. I chose the stage name Melampus because... I don't know what you kids know about the Greek mythology?

Archie

Uh... A little bit...

Atlanta

Just what they teach us at school.

Herry

Yeah, not much, really.

Archie

You're not supposed to hold on to the rope so tight.

Odie

When I've got that much nothing beneath me, I'm holding on to the rope!

Jay

[after Theresa stopped Stymphalian Birds from attacking Odie and Neil] That was... surprising?

Theresa

Yeah, well, I'm just full of surprises.

Herry

So like now you can talk to animals?

Theresa

Just dumb animals.

Archie

Then you better watch yourself, Herry.

Don't say “no”, please. It's my way of repay you for you kindness.

Herry

[smiles and nods his head] Aha...

Then it's a date. Meet me on the clearing of the park at eight o'clock. [goes away]

Herry

I'll see you then [stares at some point in front of him and smiles. Jay comes to him] What did just happen?

Jay

I think you impressed her.

Herry

She asked me on tonight. Me!

Archie

And?

Herry

Well, if it's okay with you guys?

Jay

Sure. The rest of us will visit this farmer's field tonight.

Neil

Wait a sec! Herry is going out on a date?!

Odie

Yeah. Our little Herry has grown up!

Archie

We almost had ya.

Atlanta

My hero!

Archie

Look! It's Zeus!

Jay

He looks like... Mister Suez?!

Theresa

Our school janitor is Zeus?! He's way over profile!

Jay

Zeus, Cronus will try to escape from Tartarus in twenty-first century.

Zeus

I will remember. His escape will be prevented.

Odie

Oh no!

Herry

What's wrong, Odie?

Odie

If Cronus doesn't escape, there will be no reason for gods to bring us to Olympus High!

Atlanta

You mean we'll never see each other again?!

Archie

He means, we'll never meet in the first place.

Theresa

So this is goodbye?

Zeus

Prepare yourself!

No! Wait! Not yet! No!

Zeus

Uh. That took a lot from me. Now... what was I supposed to remember about Cronus?