Neil quotes from Class of the Titans

Neil

This is awesome! The ocean spray, the wind in my hair! Man, I must look good! [wind gets faster and the bout almost fall down, everybody gets wet] Okay, that's a little too much ocean spray!

Neil

Then staying in school is my new years resolution!

Neil

Enough with a doing good, time for me to get back to just looking good!

Neil

Holy Cow! [when he saw Demeter turning from cow into a woman]

Neil

[sarcastically] Let's see. What did I get for you? Oh no! How could I forget? This is horrible! After all you did for us! I mean, if it wasn't for you WE COULD HAVE ENDED THIS SOONER AND GOT A LOT MORE SHOPPING DONE!

Neil

Don't you have somewhere else to visit? Somewhere far away?

Neil

[turning Cronus into gold with the Mightiest Touch] Haven't you heard, Cronus? Silence is golden!

Jay

Herry, stop the truck.

Herry

Are you nuts?!

Jay

I just want some of us to jump out to keep Cronus busy. You take Odie to the relay. Everybody else – out! Including Neil.

Archie

Neil?! What do you want Neil for?

Neil

Yeah! What do you want Neil for?

Jay

Because you're lucky! And right now we need all the luck we can get!

Archie

The underworld?

Jay

But how can we get there?

Chiron

Simply. You must be a hero-

Neil

Got that covered!

Chiron

-and you must be dead.

Neil

That sucks.

Atlanta

[about Odie] You didn't hit him with that, did you?

Neil

No! Did you... um... want me to?

Archie

[practices in front of the mirror] I know we're friends, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Would you like to go out sometime?

Jay

[standing behind his back] It depends, where do you wanna go?

Neil

So, tell us, who's the lucky girl?

Archie

There is no lucky girl, okay?

Herry

You mean, you've fallen in love with yourself?

Odie

I thought that was something only Neil did.

Neil

Very funny...

Herry

Come on! You can tell us! What are friends for?

Atlanta

Hey guys! [passes them by, and goes to her locker, Archie stares at her and smiles]

ATLANTA?!

Neil

Dude, you're making a big mistake!

Archie

No, listen! I've been picking up signals! I think she likes me!

Herry

She may like you, but she is totally unavailable.

Jay

Arch, don't take it personally, but no guy has a chance with her!

Neil

I was figured Atlanta will have higher standards!

Archie

They're just sitting together, it doesn't mean they're dating!

Theresa

Hey, we should be happy, that Atlanta has finally met someone!

Archie

Uh...

Neil

Maybe we ought to put it on a vote, you've got to admit, your track record of late, kinda stinks.

Atlanta

Neil's got a point.

Theresa

I beg your pardon?

Atlanta

Not about Jay, about the vote, I say we go after the stuff! All in favor?

Archie

And I say we tell Mister Hermes. All in favor?

Atlanta

Herry, you can't vote twice!

Herry

Why not? This is the democracy.

Jay

I know I can get Odie to change his mind!

Hera

I forbid you to talk to Odie. He has made his choice. He must follow his own path. Just as you must follow yours.

Jay

What?! I can't accept that! I won't!

Hera

A good leader must also know when to retread.

Jay

Then I guess I'm not a good leader.

Hera

So be it. Neil, as of now conceder yourself a team leader.

Neil

Come again?

Archie

No way!

Atlanta

You're gotta be kidding!

Herry

Neil!? In charge!? In charge of what? [Theresa whispers something into his ear] That's totally unfair!

Hera

Unfair or not, I have made my decision.

Theresa

Jay, say something!

Jay

[walks to Neil] Good luck.

Neil

Yes I am!

Hera

That will be all. Stay close to school, or the dormitory. Is that understood?

[very unhappy and angry] Yes, ma'am.

Neil

Ping! Ping! Ping!

Archie

You can stop any time now!

Neil

Ping!