The force is strong in this one.
Mmmm. I have no idea what that means, but I am pumped.
S5 E4Chuck Versus the Business Trip
[See's all the arcade machines in Castle] So shocked you people are running out of money.
Missile Command is a part of our process.
Leave it to the three friends you recently stabbed in the back.
Ah, I'd like to make a toast. Chuck and I have been a little sad this week that we aren't normal people. I've been having a hard time with the fact I have no real friends. but I look around here at all of you today and I realize that because of Chuck, I do. Nobody in the world is closer than we all are. So, Thank you and cheers.
S5 E5Chuck Versus the Hack Off
Do you remember why we started Carmichael Industries to begin with?
The corporate discount on the pinball machine right?
OK. I admit it. I tried to poison you to keep you subordinate. What's the big deal?
I haven't seen this routine in a long time. We used to call this routine, 'The Routine'.
That's very creative.
Chuck had quite a reputation as a hacker. You know? They used to call him, The Piranha. Swordfish, right. The movie, is based on him. We don't talk about it cause he didn't think it was an A plus film.
Well I thought it was petty good.
Yeah it was okay. It's pothole and hacker scenes were just like...
[Takes off headphones] Haha, someone coded the name into the telex script. The inside joke for anyone running viral counter measures. [Puts headphones back on]
Piranha got into a coding session, he can get a bit...giddy.
That's actually pretty cute.
It's also super nerdy.
It's definitely that too.
I really have no place to hide a gun.
VVerbanski
We coulda been something.
Still can be.
VVerbanski
Perhaps someday. Surveillance changes shifts in two minutes. We gotta get into the heating ducts before they realize you're gone.
You're gonna break me out alone?
VVerbanski
No. I found someone who cares about you as much as I do.
Huh
Prisoner transfer from CB-11 section 3-8
MOMan on Radio
Copy that.
I missed you, big guy.
S5 E6Chuck Versus the Curse
Good job of breaking me out, moron, I was actually a little proud of you.
Did you just compliment me AND insult me?
[about a deserted Honkey-tonk bar] This is were we come in our darkest hours-Iran Contra, Nicaragua, the Clinton years...
RRobin
The Omen? Or pain?
Shouldn't there be a third option?
If you ever go out alone again, just remember, I'm a trained assassin.
You wouldn't shoot me, would you?
Honey, we have to form a plan.
Babe, deep breath. I have an idea.
Okay, I'm listening.
All right. We need to dive out of the car. We'll be fine. All we need is a sturdy combat roll.
Ah, I can't do it.
Of course you can. You have done way harder things. We need to just open the door, and roll out.
You don't understand, okay? I went to Agent Provocateur and got an outfit, and the panties were optional and I didn't opt to wear them.
Really?
Surprise.
Whoa.
S5 E7Chuck Versus the Santa Claus
I want customers to remember the true meaning of Christmas and get back to what you're supposed to be doing -- buying stuff.
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