Chuck · Season 4
Hello, Colonel Casey. Welcome to the new Castle override mainframe. How can I help you today?
You gotta be kidding me.
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Location of fire emergency override.
Did you say "hire nursery overhige"?
Why would I say "overhige", it's not even a real word!
[Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.
Casey. What do you need?
A little bored, Casey?
Dear God, give me something to do!
We are crap communicators.
What?
Why are we so afraid to talk about the whole ring thing, you know? I mean we're in love, you wear your teeth-bleaching system in front of me... We should be able to talk, no?
Well, in the meantime, let's keep going with the questions, heh? What are five words you'd use to describe your partner?
Brunette... Tall...
Mmmmkay, yeah, good, close. But what about like charming, terminally handsome, incredibly intelligent...
So, where were we on the conversations?
Personal time.
Oh yes, yes. Morgan is going to need at least five hours of my time every week for Halo purposes.
And I need thirty minutes of complete silence before sleep.
Which is going to be a challenge with my cuddling needs.
Are you awake? Can you hear me, Chuck? I love you, Chuck. Nothing's ever going to change that. And if you asked me for real, my answer would be "yes."
I can't bear the thought of you getting hurt. If this thing goes off so, I want you to go. Now, please. Save yourself.
OK, you know what? You could have told me that before I climbed under those lasers.
I.. What I was... I...
Chuck, you are being ridiculous! C'mon! Even for a man that is trying to free himself from high-tech explosives. Casey and I know the risk but of course we are gonna help you. This is your mom.
I love you, you know that? And... And I'd say that even if you weren't in the process of saving my life right now. Which, does by the way, make you about 20-25% sexier in my book. All right, 50.
[About Alex] Still haven't told Casey yet, huh?
No.
Well, be careful how you break the news to him. He might kill you accidentally.
[Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!
Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?
We're on our way! [into the PA system] Lester! Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.
[to Morgan about Alex] You break her heart, I break your everything.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask you what you're thinking about?
My mom. I thought she was a prisoner that needed to be saved, and...then I come to find out she's just one of the bad guys.
Chuck, we don't know what side your mom is on.
Maybe not. But there's one thing I do know. In order to find the one person who...left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me. Morgan, Casey, you. I'm gonna stop looking for my mom.
No. Chuck...
No, it's okay. I thought I had to bring my family back together, but I don't. You guys, Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.
I love you. I'll see you inside.
Yeah.
[Sarah goes inside; Chuck's phone rings and he answers it]
Hello.
Hello, Chuck. It's your mother.
What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.
I just talked to one. That was my mom.
[Sarah and Mary have their guns pointed at each other] You brought someone. I told you to come alone.
No, no,no, no. Technically not just someone, my girlfriend - Sarah. Sarah this is my mom - Mary. I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.
Um, listen, we have a few questions regarding these Halloween decorations. Um, What are we allowed to show?
What do you mean?
I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. May-be we could sprickle some cold dead ones in here.
Right, I'm gonna say no on the the dead bodies.
So, what, I just lose my deposit?
[Mary is driving nearly 100 mph and aiming her gun at him] Mom? You hit one pot-hole and this ride gets very messy very quick.
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