Chuck quotes

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Casey: Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.

Casey: Five people in the world can make this shot huh? Guess I'm one of them.

Casey: Hey, you seen Grimes?
Lester: Lost your friend, did you? Can't find him 'cause he's changed so much? But you can't help but think about the days you guys used to drink together and hold each other for hours and hours just talking about even the silliest little things. Those days are no more.

Casey: I just came by to tell you something about Bartowski.
Sarah: Well if you're come to plead his case, then it's really not necessary.
Casey: He didn't send me. He doesn't know I'm here. I just wanted to tell you something in case it changes anything. He didn't kill the mole.
Sarah: What?
Casey: I did. He didn't have the stones to pull the trigger. Kid's not a killer. He's just not wired that way; unlike us. Just thought you should know.

Casey: Poor bastard!
Sarah: Who ?
Casey: Moron that's still in love with you.
Sarah: I promise you, Casey he is not in love with me.
Casey: Come on. I don't know what happened between you two. Don't want to. Just saying, I've seen men have their fingernails pulled out treated more humanely than you did that kid.
Sarah: Well I was just doing my job
Casey: Job's over. Put him out of his misery. He deserves that much.

Casey: Walker and Shaw knew you were in over your head. They went to fix dinner for your date.
Chuck: They did, huh?
Casey: Yeah. Weird huh? Walker helping you to get laid.

Casey: Yogurt time, let's go.
Chuck: Most important meal of the day.

Casey: You stole my blood.

Casey: You're not serious think that new clothes are gonna somehow make me, less me, do you?!
Big Mike: What I do know, Is to get your head right, you gotta get your threads right. Now get on the box and let Clarence put new feathers on you.

Chuck: [the flight attendant pulls a weapon on Chuck] I am so writing a letter to the airline about this.

Chuck: [to Casey] We gotta get you reinstated, buddy. Without a license to kill you're a menace to society.

Chuck: [voice-over] My name is Chuck Bartowski, and if you're reading this, it means I'm already dead. I don't know what will end up killing me but I've chosen to be a spy, and there are consequences to that. It may be my emotions that end up doing me in or a slip-up, trying to protect my friends or my family who never wanted me to be a part of this. Or it could be the thing I never saw coming, but I know it's coming.

Chuck: And the decision I made in Prague. I know what it looks like, I know that it looks like I chose being a spy over-over being with you. But that's not what happened. How I felt about you was real. Very, very real. And I know that you know how I felt about you for a long time, you know. But when Carina told me what you said, those three words that I waited to hear for so long. Look Sarah, I know. You were probably very hurt. Probably hurt that I didn't run away with you in Prague... Sarah, I love you.

Chuck: But earlier on in my... drunken haze... I realized I hadn't asked you a question. A really important question that I'd like to ask you now if that's okay. Just once for the record... Sarah, do you love me?
[Long pause]
Chuck: Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?
Sarah: Yes.
Chuck: I should probably put some pants on.
Sarah: No, Chuck... Yes.
Chuck: What?... Uh, what?
Sarah: Chuck, I fell for you a long long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses. So, yes. [chuckles] Yes.
Chuck: Wait, Wait, What about my Red Test?
Sarah: Casey told me. He told me that he killed the mole because you couldn't do it. And it was the best news I've ever heard. It means you haven't changed. You're still Chuck... you're still my Chuck.

Chuck: God, I can't believe this is happening.
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: It's happening, Chuck. Disturbing as it may be, you're currently a patient in a psychiatric institution. Best come to terms with that sooner than later.
Chuck: Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel better about his situation, Doc.