This...is bo-o-o-o-ring! This is boring! You're boring, your life is boring, and this episode is boring!
[weakly] Sugar...wearing off. So...tired. Must...go home...to die. [Shniztel feeds him soda] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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Come back here, you! Come back here with my Mesquite! Not cool, man! Not cool!
Huh. He was my ride.
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Krav Maga KICK! [kicks down the door] Ay-yi-yi!
Uh...
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Get your hands off my Mesquite!
Radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda!
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NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!
You guys should, like, totally fight to the death for her. I mean, that’s what I would do. It would solve everything, you know. But it's up to you guys. Really, I'm just saying. It’s a pretty good idea.
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Yes, the GORDITO is right. We must fight to the death like honorable men, no? AAAAH-YI!!! Oh, and one more thing… [sways his hand in Shnitzel's face] KA-KAW! [Shnitzel bites his hand; screaming in pain] So, you think this is some kind of a game, huh?! Well, trust me, this is NO game!
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