Chowder Season 1 quotes

[in Shnitzel's body; groaning] What happened?

[in Chowder's body] I'll tell you what happened - you blew us into each other's bodies!

You mean, I'm in Shnitzel's body? Weird. Freaky weird.

That's right. And I'm in YOUR body, Chowder.

[in Mung Daal's body] And me in Mung's! [cries] Which can only mean Shnitzel is-

[in Truffles' body] Radda?! [looks down and sees he has Truffles' breasts; bursts into tears, bawling] Radda radda radda!

Good! Let him deal with all those for stinking hormones. I'm sick of it!

Now everybody, just relax. Man, Chowder's arms are short. The only way to get back to normal, is to find the "Get back to Normal" recipe book.

How convenient.

There it is. Now, if I can just… reach… [tries to reach the book from the shelf but cannot] I can't reach.

How 'bout Shnitzel's body gives you a boost? [lifts and launches Mung through the roof, over the sky, as he lands back crashing the shelf] I'm strong! SO STRONG!!

Well, what do you wanna do with Shnitzel's body first, Chowdy?

I wanna lift a heavy object!

There's a great big heavy one!

Miss Endive

I beg your pardon?

[sighs] Switching bodies is so fun.

Yeah. This new body is great.

Truffles! What have you done to my face?!

Oh, it's a long story. Here, finish this order. [whines] I can't do anything right in your body.

Well, I can't cook. I can't reach anything in these arms.

The kitchen is falling apart! What do we do?!

That settles it-- we change back into OUR bodies A.S.A.P. [Chowder bursts into tears, sobbing in a mental breakdown] Chowder! Chowder, what's the matter?

[sobbing] I don't wanna leave Shnitzel's body! Mung, I LOVE IT! Especially the part where I'm strong and tall! And strong!

Are you finished?

Yeah, I'm good. When do we change back to our bodies?

I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.

Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]

Miss Endive

[in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. [horrified] Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in…

Hey, this is kind of fun.

Maybe it's not that bad. They're tight, and we look like idiots, but at least they've stopped shrinking.

Gelato, what is wrong with society today?

Yes, yes, I dare say. If I see one more thing to upset my uptight sensibilities, then we would have to form an angry mob.

Gelato?! Gelato! Those heathens have made Gelato faint! Get them!

Really? Baby ducks.

[in his baby duck underwear] Who doesn't like baby ducks?

This...is bo-o-o-o-ring! This is boring! You're boring, your life is boring, and this episode is boring!

[weakly] Sugar...wearing off. So...tired. Must...go home...to die. [Shniztel feeds him soda] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Come back here, you! Come back here with my Mesquite! Not cool, man! Not cool!

Huh. He was my ride.

Krav Maga KICK! [kicks down the door] Ay-yi-yi!

Uh...

Get your hands off my Mesquite!

Radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda!

NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!

You guys should, like, totally fight to the death for her. I mean, that’s what I would do. It would solve everything, you know. But it's up to you guys. Really, I'm just saying. It’s a pretty good idea.

Yes, the GORDITO is right. We must fight to the death like honorable men, no? AAAAH-YI!!! Oh, and one more thing… [sways his hand in Shnitzel's face] KA-KAW! [Shnitzel bites his hand; screaming in pain] So, you think this is some kind of a game, huh?! Well, trust me, this is NO game!

Gorgonzola

What is the meaning of all this hubub?

[with tears of joy welling up in his eyes] Chowder just made the most beautiful singing.

Gazpacho

(Yawns) Man! I'm Tired! I'm Hungry!

You have a meeting in five minutes, Mr. Gorgonzola...Sir.

Kebab, I thought I told you to wear your uniform!

Yes, but...

Put it on. [Kebab puts on Chowder's clothes and hat, quivering frightfully] Ha! Look at you, Chowder. Look, I have become terrifically successful! And what are you? A pathetic stooge!

Please, sir, can I take off my uniform now?

NO! Say what Chowder would say!

I'm chubby?

It's not the same! Don't look at me! [picks up his office desk] I NEED CHOWDER TO BE MY RIVAL!

No! Stop! Hold it! I reject this future! It’s evil, evil!

But Chowder. We look so happy together.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Just look at all our babies.

I REFUSE TO LOOK!

Man, we were cute kids.

Yeah.

But, seriously, no more babies. Okay?

[gets transported by the moving babies] Help, help, the babies got me…

Okay, I'll stop.

[gets to stop them to transport him] Babies, no! Put Scraps down!