Oh, my golly, what the heck is that?
[The creature roars, causing all scream in terror; then the creature leaps onto Schnitzel's face, causing him to scream in pain]
[After a stink sac explodes on Shnitzel]
Oh, Shnitzel! What did you eat, man?!
Playing with our food again, Mr. Daal?
[narrows eyes; darkly] Endive!
How long have you two lovebirds been going steady?
I'm Chowder's girlfriend! And Chowder's my boyfriend! And we're totally gonna be there forever and ever! And now, we're holding hands!
[Chowder does a spit-take. He continues doing a spit-take on his way back to the catering company. He continues doing a spit-take back at the catering company. He continues doing a spit-take while reading a book, mopping the floor, eating dinner, brushing his teeth, and being in bed. The next morning, even while the moon and the sun did the same spit-take, Chowder stops using a spit-take]
[to Kimchi] I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff; like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!
Oh, hi, Chowder.
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! Hey, are those cookies?
I made them for you.
[eats a cookie] Thanks.
No problem. That's what girlfriends do.
[upon leaving Miss Endive's] Girlfriends, huh? [realizes] Aw, man!
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