DDetective Drake
That's it? You're going to start an earthquake with lime gelatin? [Laughs] Oh, Klordane! You really had me going there! Didn't you forget the whipped cream?
Now you stop laughing! My theories are perfectly legitimate!
S2Part V
S2Part V
[grabs the mallet] Let the earthquake begin!
Now you just wait a minute! You can't hog all the credit for this! I'm the one who built the laser! I'm the one who brought the ice! I'm the one who invented the soon-to-be-world-famous Nimnul Fruitquake!
Nimnul Fruitquake?
Uh, whatever. Anyway, I did all those things! Therefore, I should be the one who gets to start the earthquake!
You know, I believe you're correct, Nimnul. You deserve the honor of triggering the earthquake.
What? [Klordane grabs him and smashes against the mountain of gelatin] NOOOOO!
S2Part V
From here on, the fate of the Global Gold Reserve is in the hands of you tiny troopers, chipmunk challengers, rescue rangers.
I like the sound of that. Rescue Rangers.
S2Part V
You mustachioed hairball! I've got a score to settle with you!
Settle a score?
Yeah, you curtain-clawing clown! You sunk my house!
Oh, dear! I can't tell you how sorry I am. I assure you, if I had to do it over again, I'd SET FIRE to it!
S2Part V
[Nimnul grabs the ruby from the remains of the laser and races after Klordane's train]
Wait for me! I've got the ruby!
Oh, Professor, I wouldn't dream of leaving without you. Give me your hand. [Nimnul reaches out his hand and Klordane takes the ruby from him and shoves him away] Bye.
S2Part V
EEdgar
Train's late again, Chauncey.
CChauncey
Yup, Edgar.
[Klordane's train whizzes through the station, carrying the gold stolen from the mint.]
EEdgar
How come we never get that train?
[The Rangers zip through the station, riding the rail on Gadget's makeshift cart.]
CChauncey
Things could be worse.
S2Part V
Right, Gadget, we're almost there! Hit the brakes!
Golly! No one said anything about stopping.
S2Part V
[cuts the chain holding him to the caboose] Ready or not, here I come!
S2Part V
He's right, mates!
Congratulations, guys!
Gosh, thanks.
S2Part V
Well, I guess there's only one thing to say then. Rescue Rangers, away!
S2 E6A Lad In A Lamp
Do you see him? Do you see him?
MMole
[Keeping watch in the wrong direction] Nuh-uh! This fog is as thick as a drink.
Unfortunately, Mole, so are you. This way, you feeble-sighted dolt!
Strike me starkers 'til I'm blue in the morning! I'm rich!
And now I know what I want. I want CHEESE!
GGenie
It shall be done.
No wait-wait-wait-wait! I mean, LOTS of CHEESE!
GGenie
Well, of course.
I mean, a GREAT HEAPING BONDER PILE of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
GGenie
Is that all? Granted.
Golly! It's gonna take a lot of crackers to get through this.
You know, I always thought I could never get enough of cheese. And I HAVEN'T!
Now, pally, I said not to touch me lamp until I'M done with it.
Have it your way, Mr. Monterey Jack! Maybe your next wish oughta be for some new friends!
Just think. A magic lamp could give you gold, silver...
WWart
...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?
MMole
A candy bar?
Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.
MMole
But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.
[Sigh] I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.
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