[controlling the laser] Come on, baby! One small step for a machine — one giant leap for evil scientists.
S2Part III
S2Part III
How's that for an overgrown flashlight?
Excellent, professor! But will it fly?
Will it fly?! You just watch!
Fly? Now what's he talking about?
[Professor Nimnul laughs and presses a button on the remote. This causes the choppers to start-up and begin to lift the ice cube in the air]
[shudders as everything is shaking] What's going on?!
Yes! YES!
[The ice cube is lifted higher into the air]
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! They'll never laugh at Norton Nimnul again!
S2Part III
Oh, good. I was afraid you left. I just wanted to say it's been nice snowing you!
S2Part IV
Come on, Mr. Glacier, just a little bit farther. [the glacier gets stuck between two mountains] Bingo! Perfect parking job. And to think they wouldn't give me a driver's license.
S2Part IV
Destroy! Obliterate! Puree! Whip! Chop! [the choppers use their propellers to cut the ice; Nimnul laughs] I'll have that glacier reduced to snow cuffing in no time at all!
I'm absolutely thrilled.
S2Part IV
[gets out of the laser's cockpit] Sleep tight, laser light. Don't let the computer bugs bite.
The geek has a definite hardware hangup. I bet stripping gears is his idea of a good time.
S2Part IV
Klordane! You rotten, low-down, scheming...
Come, come, Drake. That's no way to treat an old friend. I just got into town from up north and brought you a little present. See? [takes out a bottle with gas and drops it] Oh, I dropped it.
[Gas starts filling up Donald Drake’s cell]
Hey, what's that? Somebody get in here! It's... [coughs] It's gas! [faints]
Oh my, he fainted. I better get him some fresh air.
S2Part IV
The ruby appears to be in a... er... transitive state of location.
Meaning?
It's missing.
Missing? [grabs Nimnul] MISSING?!
Well, you see, there were these small Rodentia... uh... chipmunks, to be precise, and...
Chipmunks? CHIPMUNKS?!
[chuckles] You know, as a policeman I could file a missing ruby report for you.
That won't be necessary. Professor Nimnul is going to either bring me that ruby, or I'll get an elephant gun!
S2Part IV
MJMonterey Jack
I don't listen to anyone! I'm footloose and fancy free! Come and go as you please, that's my motto. So what do I need you flapdoodles for?
A home. A family.
MJMonterey Jack
I- I- I don't need anybody! [Jumps out of the Ranger Plane]
S2Part IV
You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.
Monty just jumped out!
Oh. That would account for it.
S2Part IV
My name is Frenchy. I am from France. And this is my compatriot, Que. Sera.
KSK. Sera
Sera.
Sorry, K. Sera.
KSK. Sera
Sera.
The "K" stands for Killer.
S2Part IV
I'm captain of the PU - The Pound Underground. Right, K. Sera?
KSK. Sera
Sera.
Dedicated to liberating canines throughout the whole world.
Golly! How many members are there?
Well, there's me, of course, and then K. Sera.
KSK. Sera
Sera.
And?
And... Hmm. Did I mention me?
There's only 2 members?! [facepalms]
S2Part IV
Aha! Liberation at last! Smell the sweet fragrance of freedom! [sniffs around] Curious. Freedom smells much like a dog pound. [starts sobbing] We failed to escape, K. Sera!
KSK. Sera
Sera.
S2Part V
Klordane may have mechanical marvels.
He does?
He may have fiendish thingies.
He does! He does!
He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.
Yup! Them too.
But we've got something he doesn't have.
Enough sense to get out of here?
Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!
He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.
Yeah? But he is my friend.
Oh, well. You only live twice.
S2Part V
Well, that didn't work. But why didn't it work? It should have worked. Nothing I do works. Does that mean that if I did something that shouldn't work, it should work or does that mean I am a failure? Tell me, Chip. I can take it. Am I a failure?
Um, Gadget, could we talk about this later?
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