PGPizza guy
I should have known it was a phony order. Who'd order a pizza with triple anchovies?
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I'll get that ruby if it's the last thing I do... [Gulp] What if it is the last thing I do?
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There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!
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CHEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EESE!
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We've got to catch up with Fat Cat!
If you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!
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What are you dunderheads doing down there?!
I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?
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That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
The walrus thought so.
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That flat-faced, flabby-furred feline submarined our house! Me and Zipper got a score to settle with him.
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Call for you, Drake. Someone named, uh, Ruby. She sounds gorgeous.
I don't know any Ruby. [picks up the phone] Drake here.
[speaking in a female tone] Why, this is your dear old Ruby. [switches to his normal voice] You know, the one I've stolen and you've taken the rap for. [laughs] I'm calling to say thanks and so long, sucker!
You slimebag! You won't get away with this!
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First rule of adventurin' is to always grab a bite when you can, 'cause you never know when you'll get your next meal.
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Just what do you think you were doing back there?
Nothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.
[To Dale] Yeah, his brain! And this is the guy we're counting on to get us to Glacier Bay!
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Geegaw Hackwrench - the greatest pilot in aviation history. He could set a plane down on a polar bear's nose in the middle of a blizzard.
Wowie! He's that good?
You bet your tailwind, Dale. He's got more flyin' time than a whole herd of geese.
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Excuse me! You're all standing! Here! Let me make you a chair!
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[After the Screaming Eagle's crash landing in the Glacier Bay]
Oh, cheer up, Gadget. There's one good thing about a landing like this. You can only do it once.
No. I'm sorry, Monterey, but I think you should know that I'm extraordinary depressed. Can't you see? No matter what I do, I'll never be good as my father was. You need Geegaw Hackwrench, not Gadget.
Oh, gee, Gadget, buck up. It's not the end of the world, just, uh, the end of the plane.
Dad never would have crushed it.
But that's the point, Gadget. Your father was a flyer, you're an inventor. And that's what we need now — an inventor.
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I have schedules to meet, Professor. Isn't it ready yet?
Really, Mr. Klordane! You must be patient. True genius cannot be rushed. [Gets a snowball in the face] Hurried, hastened and sped up: yes. Anyway, it's ready for the ruby.
At last, I can complete my devious creation: The Klordane Cannon-Laser 13.
Yours? I, Professor Norton Nimnul, am the devious genius around here, and I have great plans for the Nimnul Cannon-Laser 13.
[grabs Nimnul] I remind you, professor, that without my ruby your precious laser is just a big, overgrown flashlight.
Big and overgrown? Yes, that's just what it is.
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