Outwitted me, eh? Then tell me, Refuse Rangers, who's got the last laugh now?
S2 E28One Ups-Man-Chip
[Chip has planted a radio receiver in a turban Dale is wearing and is pretending to be the spirit Rama Lama Ding-Dong]
But what are you doing here?
You conjured me up, while playing a joke on your incredibly-handsome friend Chip.
Hey, put me down! Don't make me use my mental powers against you!
SSnout
Ah, boss, be careful. He does have weird powers.
MMole
Yeah, he even read my mind!
That proves he's a fake! You don't have a mind.
I'll take care of the shark, YOU take care of the pearl.
But who will take care of me?
I will!
[Over a high tank with a guard shark]
Will you hurry up!
MMole
But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.
But boss you said only idiots can do that stuff.
Shut up!
[To Chip, at the end of the episode] Got you last!
S2 E29Shell Shocked
Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro, but since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?
Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.
[Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10–10:30, Supervised Group Nap: 10:30–1. Fun: 11–11:05..." 5 minutes!?! You scheduled only 5 measly minutes for Fun!?!
Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to 4 minutes.
Perfect! My own blend of sunblock. Now I can sit in the sun for 2 hours, 18 minutes and 36 seconds exactly.
What happened to you? Aren't hermit crabs supposed to have a shell or something?
HCHermit Crab Leader
We all had shells, earmuff. But when we woke up this morning, they all had disappeared, vanished, departed.
[Gasp] You mean they were gone?!
HCHermit Crab Leader
[Sarcastically] It's a good thing you're not any sharper, son. You'd cut yourselves?
[Crabs from the beach ask the Rangers for help finding their missing shells]
I'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...
Gadget luv, drop it.
[Later, when they get the shells back]
See, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...
Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.
I don't understand why all the missing shells aren't here. This is a Shell Station.
MMole
Wow, boss! Did you know that if you put your ear to a seashell, you can hear the ocean inside?
Of course I knew, you idiot! That's the whole point to my brilliant criminal master plan.
MMole
Wow! Where did they put the batteries?
Shells don't use batteries. The ocean's sound they make is a mystery of nature like how you manage to operate without any brains.
[Raised voice] Boss! Hey, Boss! Looks like we got all the fish!
[Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!
Y-y-yes, boss.
Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!
With me in charge, we'll crack this case in no time. [Rushes headlong into a pillar]
You'll crack something, at least.
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