All right, you moth-eaten excuse for an overnight bag, let's see if you're as dumb as you were in the old days!
S2 E24When Mice Were Men
S2 E25Chocolate Chips
I suppose my supercharged xenon flash is a bit bright.
No, the sun is bright. That thing is downright blinding.
[Akin to Monty's cheese attack] CHO-O-O-O-O-OCOLATE!
S2 E26The Last Leprechaun
Hang on, Dale!
[As the branch breaks] I am hanging on, but it's letting go!
DSDarby Spree, the leprechaun
Saints preserve us! Something's happening with me pot of gold.
Yeah, I'm not getting it!
Well, c'mon, we've got to save Dale from himself... again.
Improbable.
Don't you mean, er... "Impossible"?
Of course not, Monty! Nothing is impossible.
S2 E27Weather Or Not
Why, my tail is as good at predicting the weather as a bunion on a bulldog's toe.
Is that good?
Good?! Who am I to question a bulldog's bunions?
[Pointing to a vehicle hanging from the rooftop of a building] How'd that bank truck get up there?
I guess the driver was desperate for a parking space.
Let's see. The first time my tail went off, I was passing this warehouse on my way to find some cheese. And the second time my tail went off, I was passing the same warehouse on my way home. So that could mean only one thing!... Too bad I don't know what it is.
This guy's definitely one snowflake short of a blizzard.
That's it! No more Mr. Nice Mad Scientist!
If we're going to stop Nimnul, we'll have to play by his rules.
You mean cheat?
(entering into a shattered bank vault) I love it, I love it! And in case you didn't hear me the first two time, I LOVE IT!
S2 E28One Ups-Man-Chip
The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?
It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.
Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.
Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.
And four:...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.
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