I have style, I have class, I have breeding... I have a temper!
S2 E29Shell Shocked
At times like this, I usually don't resort to shrill emotional outbursts but in this case, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
S2 E30Love Is A Many Splintered Thing
Look, Monty!
A real treat!
Your favorite: Jack cheese!
No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.
EEveryone
[GASP!]
It was love at first sniff.
You never know when opportunity will knock. [Hears a knock] See?
Now look here, Chip, I demand an apology.
An apology?! I'm not the one who deserted his duty! We can't depend on you for anything!
Is that so? All right. If that's the way you feel about me, I QUIT!
Well, you sure handled that right.
[After a whack on the head] I feel like I'm holding a mongoose convention in me head.
You have to get us up there, Gadget!
Great! I can try out the new ejection seats.
CDChip/Dale/Monty
Ejection seats...? [all three of them are launched airborne]
From now on, I'm not gonna let anything or anyone turn my head around. [Gets a cheese attack]
What's with him?
The flight out must be serving macaroni and-
-chee-eee-eee-eeese!
S2 E32Double O Chipmunk
[Dale opens the door and sees Gadget in a beautiful disguise. He gasps]
Please, help me!
[gulps]
My cousin Gadget said that if I ever need help I could count on the Rescue Rangers.
Right. They'll be back any minute now.
But there is no time to wait! This microfilm must be delivered immediately. [gives the microfilm to Dale] You'll need this map to find my contact. [gives the map to Dale] You must be careful - enemy agents are everywhere. My contact will know you by the password: "Seven shy spies stole the shyster's secrets." I know you won't let me down, super spy. [gives him a kiss] Good luck. Remember the password. [leaves]
[dazed] Right. "Seven spy chides see the sky luck's egrets". Got it!
MMoe
Francis, whose home are we supposed to take the film to?
[facepalms] Our home, Moe! Our home!
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
'Cause you don't think, Louie.
Oh, right. I forgot. Thanks, Francis.
This traffic is going to kill us! Quick! In the sewers!
Do you mean there's quick traffic in the sewers?
Take these two back to the boss' place for insurance.
MMoe
Right... Gee, does the boss sell insurance? We'd like to investigate other policy options.
Yeah! We're disappointed with the premiums on our long-term life annuity.
Just go! GO! GO! GET OUT!
SSpy
Chipmunks?! The greatest spy in the world was beaten by chipmunks?!
S2 E33Gadget Goes Hawaiian
Nice idea, Gadget luv.
Thanks, Monty! Which one?
The one you're going to come up with next.
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