Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
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My ruby! What have you done with it, you diminutive nut-muncher?!
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I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But when you cross Fat Cat, you go... SPLAT!
S2Part II
[Hanging from a slowly breaking lampstand]
Don't panic, Dale. There's gotta be a way down!
I KNOW there's a way down but I don't want to take it!
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[Jumping to safety] Pistachio!
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PGPizza guy
I should have known it was a phony order. Who'd order a pizza with triple anchovies?
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I'll get that ruby if it's the last thing I do... [Gulp] What if it is the last thing I do?
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There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!
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CHEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EESE!
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We've got to catch up with Fat Cat!
If you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!
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What are you dunderheads doing down there?!
I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?
S2Part III
That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
The walrus thought so.
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That flat-faced, flabby-furred feline submarined our house! Me and Zipper got a score to settle with him.
S2Part III
Call for you, Drake. Someone named, uh, Ruby. She sounds gorgeous.
I don't know any Ruby. [picks up the phone] Drake here.
[speaking in a female tone] Why, this is your dear old Ruby. [switches to his normal voice] You know, the one I've stolen and you've taken the rap for. [laughs] I'm calling to say thanks and so long, sucker!
You slimebag! You won't get away with this!
S2Part III
First rule of adventurin' is to always grab a bite when you can, 'cause you never know when you'll get your next meal.
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