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Just what do you think you were doing back there?
Nothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.
[To Dale] Yeah, his brain! And this is the guy we're counting on to get us to Glacier Bay!
Geegaw Hackwrench - the greatest pilot in aviation history. He could set a plane down on a polar bear's nose in the middle of a blizzard.
Wowie! He's that good?
You bet your tailwind, Dale. He's got more flyin' time than a whole herd of geese.
Excuse me! You're all standing! Here! Let me make you a chair!
[After the Screaming Eagle's crash landing in the Glacier Bay]
Oh, cheer up, Gadget. There's one good thing about a landing like this. You can only do it once.
No. I'm sorry, Monterey, but I think you should know that I'm extraordinary depressed. Can't you see? No matter what I do, I'll never be good as my father was. You need Geegaw Hackwrench, not Gadget.
Oh, gee, Gadget, buck up. It's not the end of the world, just, uh, the end of the plane.
Dad never would have crushed it.
But that's the point, Gadget. Your father was a flyer, you're an inventor. And that's what we need now — an inventor.
I have schedules to meet, Professor. Isn't it ready yet?
Really, Mr. Klordane! You must be patient. True genius cannot be rushed. [Gets a snowball in the face] Hurried, hastened and sped up: yes. Anyway, it's ready for the ruby.
At last, I can complete my devious creation: The Klordane Cannon-Laser 13.
Yours? I, Professor Norton Nimnul, am the devious genius around here, and I have great plans for the Nimnul Cannon-Laser 13.
[grabs Nimnul] I remind you, professor, that without my ruby your precious laser is just a big, overgrown flashlight.
Big and overgrown? Yes, that's just what it is.
[controlling the laser] Come on, baby! One small step for a machine — one giant leap for evil scientists.
How's that for an overgrown flashlight?
Excellent, professor! But will it fly?
Will it fly?! You just watch!
Fly? Now what's he talking about?
[Professor Nimnul laughs and presses a button on the remote. This causes the choppers to start-up and begin to lift the ice cube in the air]
[shudders as everything is shaking] What's going on?!
Yes! YES!
[The ice cube is lifted higher into the air]
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! They'll never laugh at Norton Nimnul again!
Oh, good. I was afraid you left. I just wanted to say it's been nice snowing you!
Come on, Mr. Glacier, just a little bit farther. [the glacier gets stuck between two mountains] Bingo! Perfect parking job. And to think they wouldn't give me a driver's license.
Destroy! Obliterate! Puree! Whip! Chop! [the choppers use their propellers to cut the ice; Nimnul laughs] I'll have that glacier reduced to snow cuffing in no time at all!
I'm absolutely thrilled.
[gets out of the laser's cockpit] Sleep tight, laser light. Don't let the computer bugs bite.
The geek has a definite hardware hangup. I bet stripping gears is his idea of a good time.
Klordane! You rotten, low-down, scheming...
Come, come, Drake. That's no way to treat an old friend. I just got into town from up north and brought you a little present. See? [takes out a bottle with gas and drops it] Oh, I dropped it.
[Gas starts filling up Donald Drake’s cell]
Hey, what's that? Somebody get in here! It's... [coughs] It's gas! [faints]
Oh my, he fainted. I better get him some fresh air.
The ruby appears to be in a... er... transitive state of location.
Meaning?
It's missing.
Missing? [grabs Nimnul] MISSING?!
Well, you see, there were these small Rodentia... uh... chipmunks, to be precise, and...
Chipmunks? CHIPMUNKS?!
[chuckles] You know, as a policeman I could file a missing ruby report for you.
That won't be necessary. Professor Nimnul is going to either bring me that ruby, or I'll get an elephant gun!
I don't listen to anyone! I'm footloose and fancy free! Come and go as you please, that's my motto. So what do I need you flapdoodles for?
A home. A family.
I- I- I don't need anybody! [Jumps out of the Ranger Plane]
You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.
Monty just jumped out!
Oh. That would account for it.
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