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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
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S1 E13Parental Discretion Retired

[finding the scrapbook of his father] The scrapbook of my dad, Cheddarhead Charlie. You'll love him. He's the greatest adventurer whatever lived. Goes around the world every year, twice on leap years. And this year, he's stopping off to visit me. [looking at the first photo] Here's my dad outside the Taj Mahal. [looking at another photo] And here's one from the Great Wall of China.

Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?

"Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".

[Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.

"Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."

"...The Highest Point On Earth!"

Well, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.

Golly. What adventures.

He could teach us a lot. [to Monty] When do we get to meet him, Monterey?

Yeah, when's he coming in?

Tonight, at Pier 12.

CCharlie

[About Gadget] Ah, a delicate rose among the ragweed.

CCharlie

Cheddarhead Charlie's my name and adventure's my game! Let those fish go and I'll leave some of your fur on!

Well, Mr. Cheddar, Fat Cat's my name and I don't play games.

S2Part I

How come I gotta lug all this junk?

'Cause you are the fearless co-pilot who can handle any job!

Hey, yeah! Make way for the fearless co-pilot! Here you go, Chip! [Unpacks the junk on Chip]

Did I say fearless? I meant brainless.

S2Part I

S2Part I

[gives Fat Cat an envelope with airline tickets inside it to frame Donald Drake] All right, my lovely Fat Cat. Now it's time for you to make Drake's life extremely uncomfortable.

S2Part I

S2Part I

S2Part I

Like my new sparkler, boys?

RRat

We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.

O ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve... the best!

S2Part I

[Sung] You can't expect a true gourmet

To settle for mere fish flambe

My diet screams for triple-star

Beluga caviar

S2Part I

And cream by any other name

Cannot compare with French champagne

So pop the cork and tip your hat

A toast to me, Fat Cat

S2Part I

I want the best of everything

Golden crowns and diamond rings

Servants at my beck and call

I'll make them crawl

You know I want it all

S2Part I

My velvet tux is tailor-made

Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade

My good taste is so refined

I demand the top of the line

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